Slatten and the Sgt Major were having an argument in bed. After the Slat had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.
The next day, the Sgt Major feeling bad about what happened, decided to buySlat a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf.
The Sgt Major talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked.
"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
"But it comes with an inscription," the pro said.
"What kind of inscription?" she asked.
"Wh**ever you wish," he explained. "But, one of the old golfers' favorites is: 'Never Up, Never In'."
"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the Sgt Major "That's what started the argument in the first place."
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