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Slatten and the Sgt Major
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Jan 7, 2019 07:14:22   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
A conversation with Mrs. Deploracus could prove very interesting.



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Jan 7, 2019 10:26:57   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
That's an illegal jab below the belt!


yep
but he deserved the jab

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Jan 7, 2019 10:33:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Risky territory here.. But here goes...

How exactly does one pass the 'Navy's entrance exam'?
One hears so many stories..

it ain't really hard
if you can add two and two without usin your fingers and toes
and if you can answer yes or no to questions
and you can write your name without usin block letters
that last one is what usualy fails prospects and eventually sends them to the Jarhead recruiters

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Jan 7, 2019 10:49:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
it ain't really hard
if you can add two and two without usin your fingers and toes
and if you can answer yes or no to questions
and you can write your name without usin block letters
that last one is what usualy fails prospects and eventually sends them to the Jarhead recruiters

If all that's true, BB, how did you manage to pass

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Jan 7, 2019 11:10:05   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
If all that's true, BB, how did you manage to pass


the recruiters took one look at me and
opened the gate
thet felt that the country needed fine upstandin values in the Navy
and where better to get it?
they also figgered I'd look real good in Navy blue
that's jus two of the reasons you didn't qualify for
now it's time for you and your ilk to recognize facts
and stop yer whinin and pay your IOUs

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Jan 7, 2019 11:36:25   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
the recruiters took one look at me and
opened the gate
thet felt that the country needed fine upstandin values in the Navy
and where better to get it?
they also figgered I'd look real good in Navy blue
that's jus two of the reasons you didn't qualify for
now it's time for you and your ilk to recognize facts
and stop yer whinin and pay your IOUs

My, my...how you do carry on with your nonsense.

How 'bout payin' your IOUs to me & Salty

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Jan 7, 2019 12:00:45   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten and the Sgt Major were having an argument in bed. After the Slat had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.

The next day, the Sgt Major feeling bad about what happened, decided to buySlat a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf.

The Sgt Major talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked.

"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.





"But it comes with an inscription," the pro said.

"What kind of inscription?" she asked.

"Wh**ever you wish," he explained. "But, one of the old golfers' favorites is: 'Never Up, Never In'."

"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the Sgt Major "That's what started the argument in the first place."



Slatten and the Sgt Major were having an argument ... (show quote)


Good one badbobby you really know that Slatten guy pretty well don't you?

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Jan 7, 2019 12:36:52   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good one badbobby you really know that Slatten guy pretty well don't you?

He should, as he's in debt to me for countless IOUs and almost an unimaginable amount of money.

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