Slatten and the Sgt Major
Jan 6, 2019 14:12:40 #
Slatten and the Sgt Major were having an argument in bed. After the Slat had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.
The next day, the Sgt Major feeling bad about what happened, decided to buySlat a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf.
The Sgt Major talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked.
"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
"But it comes with an inscription," the pro said.
"What kind of inscription?" she asked.
"Wh**ever you wish," he explained. "But, one of the old golfers' favorites is: 'Never Up, Never In'."
"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the Sgt Major "That's what started the argument in the first place."
The next day, the Sgt Major feeling bad about what happened, decided to buySlat a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf.
The Sgt Major talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked.
"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
"But it comes with an inscription," the pro said.
"What kind of inscription?" she asked.
"Wh**ever you wish," he explained. "But, one of the old golfers' favorites is: 'Never Up, Never In'."
"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the Sgt Major "That's what started the argument in the first place."
Jan 6, 2019 14:39:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Slatten and the Sgt Major were having an argument ... (show quote)
T***sferring/deflecting your marital life experiences to me, eh, BB 
Jan 6, 2019 15:06:51 #
[quote=slatten49] T***sferring/deflecting your marital life experiences to me, eh, BB [/quote
]jus forwarding the story
as it was told to me by Papi
T***sferring/deflecting your marital life experiences to me, eh, BB [/quote]jus forwarding the story
as it was told to me by Papi
Jan 6, 2019 15:20:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
[quote=badbobby]
Sure you were.
slatten49 wrote: T***sferring/deflecting your marital life experiences to me, eh, BB [/quote
]jus forwarding the story
as it was told to me by Papi
T***sferring/deflecting your marital life experiences to me, eh, BB [/quote]jus forwarding the story
as it was told to me by Papi
Sure you were. Jan 6, 2019 17:04:36 #
Jan 6, 2019 17:18:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
are you questioning my veracity???
Of course.
You are still a durn Squid...aren't ya Jan 6, 2019 17:29:57 #
slatten49 wrote:
Of course. You are still a durn Squid...aren't ya
You are still a durn Squid...aren't ya yup
and thankful I passed the Navy's entrance exam
and didn't have to settle for being a dam Jarhead
Jan 6, 2019 17:52:11 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
yup
and thankful I passed the Navy's entrance exam
and didn't have to settle for being a dam Jarhead
and thankful I passed the Navy's entrance exam
and didn't have to settle for being a dam Jarhead
You remain a closet wannabee Marine. Jan 6, 2019 18:06:29 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
badbobby wrote:
Slatten and the Sgt Major were having an argument ... (show quote)
That's an illegal jab below the belt!
Jan 6, 2019 19:07:46 #
badbobby wrote:
yup
and thankful I passed the Navy's entrance exam
and didn't have to settle for being a dam Jarhead
and thankful I passed the Navy's entrance exam
and didn't have to settle for being a dam Jarhead
Risky territory here.. But here goes...
How exactly does one pass the 'Navy's entrance exam'?
One hears so many stories..
Jan 6, 2019 19:18:46 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Risky territory here.. But here goes...
How exactly does one pass the 'Navy's entrance exam'?
One hears so many stories..
How exactly does one pass the 'Navy's entrance exam'?
One hears so many stories..
That would be by successfully walking and chewing gum at the same time.
BB passed on only his third attempt, so...as a result, he is considered a 'gifted' Squid. Jan 6, 2019 19:22:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
That would be by successfully walking and chewing gum at the same time.
BB passed on his third attempt, so...as a result, he is considered a 'gifted' Squid.
BB passed on his third attempt, so...as a result, he is considered a 'gifted' Squid. Gum chewing while walking straight is considered a sobriety test in some places...
Women are difficult to convince at times
Jan 7, 2019 00:03:20 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Gum chewing while walking straight is considered a sobriety test in some places...
Women are difficult to convince at times
Women are difficult to convince at times
Yes, C-D, they are. But, as Mark Twain was attributed to saying..."What, Sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
Jan 7, 2019 00:14:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, C-D, they are. But, as Mark Twain was attributed to saying..."What, Sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
Ah... But what would the men of the Earth be without woman?
a) happy
b) drunk
c) fishing
d) all of the above
Jan 7, 2019 07:12:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Ah... But what would the men of the Earth be without woman?
a) happy
b) drunk
c) fishing
d) all of the above
a) happy
b) drunk
c) fishing
d) all of the above
A conversation with Mrs. Deploracus could prove very interesting.
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