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bahmer is extremely unhappy
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Jan 3, 2019 12:25:52   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
nah bahm
I wouldn't let you drown
prolly let you choke a lil
fore I d**gged you out


You're such a sweetheart I can see why
Mama fell in love with you now.

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Jan 3, 2019 12:30:47   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You're such a sweetheart I can see why
Mama fell in love with you now.


and to think
I won out over three Marines
that oughtta tell you sumpin

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Jan 3, 2019 12:33:53   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
and to think
I won out over three Marines
that oughtta tell you sumpin


Were those three Marines wounded or something?

Maybe they were shell shocked and couldn't remember their names.

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Jan 3, 2019 12:35:29   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Were those three Marines wounded or something?

Maybe they were shell shocked and couldn't remember their names.


how do you think they got to be Marines???

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Jan 3, 2019 12:54:07   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
how do you think they got to be Marines???


Maybe you should ask Slats?

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Jan 3, 2019 13:56:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Maybe you should ask Slats?


why?
we both know they failed the Navy's entrance exam

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Jan 3, 2019 14:53:57   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
why?
we both know they failed the Navy's entrance exam


It is sad isn't it.

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Jan 3, 2019 16:00:53   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
It is sad isn't it.


yeah
I'm sure they got something better than the Corps later in life though

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Jan 3, 2019 16:04:57   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
yeah
I'm sure they got something better than the Corps later in life though


You think so, Slats sure does a lot of complaining if that is the case.

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Jan 3, 2019 16:11:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You think so, Slats sure does a lot of complaining if that is the case.


well he did find the Sgt Major
and she feeds him well

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Jan 3, 2019 16:13:59   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
well he did find the Sgt Major
and she feeds him well


To here him tell it he does all of the
cooking for the two of them.

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Jan 3, 2019 16:41:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
To here him tell it he does all of the
cooking for the two of them.


why do you think he calls her 'Sgt Major'??

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Jan 3, 2019 16:55:49   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
why do you think he calls her 'Sgt Major'??


It sounds like she paper trained him early on in their relationship.
He knows when to sit and stay and roll over and play dead.

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Jan 3, 2019 18:31:34   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
bahmer is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, bahm answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman."

"Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles,bahm answers, "You don't understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunch time, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me the best time an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love.”



Hbahm breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship! Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?"



bahmer answers, again through his tears: "I can't remember where I live!"
bahmer is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a... (show quote)



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Jan 3, 2019 19:00:33   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
It sounds like she paper trained him early on in their relationship.
He knows when to sit and stay and roll over and play dead.


wow I didn't know Slat could retain that much knowledge

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