bahmer is extremely unhappy
Jan 2, 2019 11:26:18 #
bahmer is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, bahm answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman."
"Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles,bahm answers, "You don't understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunch time, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me the best time an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love.”
Hbahm breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship! Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?"
bahmer answers, again through his tears: "I can't remember where I live!"
"Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles,bahm answers, "You don't understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunch time, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me the best time an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love.”
Hbahm breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship! Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?"
bahmer answers, again through his tears: "I can't remember where I live!"
Jan 2, 2019 16:13:26 #
badbobby wrote:
bahmer is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a... (show quote)
If that was you you'd be in tears as well but you just like to fish what if
you forgot where the boat was you'd cry too.
Jan 2, 2019 17:27:10 #
bahmer wrote:
If that was you you'd be in tears as well but you just like to fish what if
you forgot where the boat was you'd cry too.
you forgot where the boat was you'd cry too.
Bite your tongue...
I can't imagine how much beer it would take to forget where the boat is....
Don't worry Bahmer "there's plenty of fish in the sea"
Jan 2, 2019 17:57:04 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Bite your tongue...
I can't imagine how much beer it would take to forget where the boat is....
Don't worry Bahmer "there's plenty of fish in the sea"
I can't imagine how much beer it would take to forget where the boat is....
Don't worry Bahmer "there's plenty of fish in the sea"
yeah
lotsa fish
but only one bahmer
Jan 2, 2019 18:08:16 #
badbobby wrote:
yeah
lotsa fish
but only one bahmer
lotsa fish
but only one bahmer
Perhaps the Ladies have a catch and release policy...
Jan 2, 2019 18:12:06 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Perhaps the Ladies have a catch and release policy...
That would be fine with me they can catch me and release me all that they want.
Jan 2, 2019 18:36:18 #
bahmer wrote:
That would be fine with me they can catch me and release me all that they want.
Well... Live it up for all of us who were kept , gutted , stuffed and mounted over the fireplace...
Last part isn't so bad... Nice and warm during the winter monthes...
Jan 2, 2019 18:41:36 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Well... Live it up for all of us who were kept , gutted , stuffed and mounted over the fireplace...
Last part isn't so bad... Nice and warm during the winter monthes...
Last part isn't so bad... Nice and warm during the winter monthes...
I was married for 43 years until my wife passed from breast cancer that had metastasized to her bones. She passed in 2009 so that 9os all the longer that I have been single.
Jan 2, 2019 18:47:40 #
bahmer wrote:
I was married for 43 years until my wife passed from breast cancer that had metastasized to her bones. She passed in 2009 so that 9os all the longer that I have been single.
My deepest apologies...
You were blessed to have had each other for so many years...
Jan 2, 2019 18:49:12 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
My deepest apologies...
You were blessed to have had each other for so many years...
You were blessed to have had each other for so many years...
Thank you badbobby has been married for 70 years now that guy is so lucky.
Jan 2, 2019 18:50:19 #
bahmer wrote:
Thank you badbobby has been married for 70 years now that guy is so lucky.
Yes Indeed...
I can only hope/pray that I will be similarly blessed...
Jan 2, 2019 18:52:50 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Yes Indeed...
I can only hope/pray that I will be similarly blessed...
I can only hope/pray that I will be similarly blessed...
Amen and Amen
Jan 3, 2019 10:26:00 #
bahmer wrote:
That would be fine with me they can catch me and release me all that they want.
on that matter bahm
you have nothing to worry about
if they caught you at all
it would be a mistake
Jan 3, 2019 11:50:42 #
badbobby wrote:
on that matter bahm
you have nothing to worry about
if they caught you at all
it would be a mistake
you have nothing to worry about
if they caught you at all
it would be a mistake
So much for having a good buddy I see.
You will not be around to help me I presume.
You will be handing a drowning man a brick I see.
Jan 3, 2019 12:23:50 #
bahmer wrote:
So much for having a good buddy I see.
You will not be around to help me I presume.
You will be handing a drowning man a brick I see.
You will not be around to help me I presume.
You will be handing a drowning man a brick I see.
nah bahm
I wouldn't let you drown
prolly let you choke a lil
fore I d**gged you out
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