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slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Two Southern belles, one of whom was from Texas, were seated on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion talking. The first woman, who was not from Texas, said, "When my first child was born, my husband had this beautiful mansion built for me."

"That's nice," commented the lady from Texas.

"When my second child was born," the first woman continued, "he bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."

Again, the lady from Texas commented, "That's nice."

"Then, when my third child was born," boasted the first woman, "he bought me this very exquisite diamond and emerald bracelet."

Once more, the lady from Texas commented, "That's nice."

"What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" asked the first woman.

"My husband sent me to charm school," answered the lady from Texas.

"Charm school!" exclaimed the first woman. "Land sakes, child, what on earth for?"

"So that instead of saying 'who gives a s**t', I learned to say 'That's nice!'" replied the lady from Texas.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

We do have grasshoppers as large as kangaroos. If you've ever taken one to the head while riding a motorcycle at highway speeds, you know this to be a fact!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

A point understood, Arch.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I heard that one a little different.
Instead of saying 'FK YOU', and 'FK OFF' they taught her to say "Ain't that special."

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I think I like that better than "that's nice."