Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
The beautiful young gold digger from the Pacific Northwest heard there were rich Texas cattlemen looking for wives. She went to Texas to ply her trade. Her first night there she met a Texas Cattleman. Right away she asked him how big his spread was. "10,000 acres, Ma'am, I call it the Rocking W."
Duly impressed, she decided to try and do better. Right away on here second night she met another Texan. She asked him how much land he owned. "40,000 acres, ma'am. I call it the Lazy M." The young gold digger really got excited then and figured the 3rd time was the charm. Upon meeting her third Texan on her third night, she repeated her question. "I own about 15 acres, ma'am." Shocked at how she had wasted her time on this guy, she sarcastically said, "Okay loser, now that you've wasted my valuable time, what the hell do you call your little 15 acres?" The fellow scratched his head and stated; "I don't call it anything, ma'am. Everyone else calls it Downtown Dallas."
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