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May 6, 2014 16:47:47   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Brian Devon wrote:
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If these scientists are wrong, where does that leave us??? Do we stick with the pre-scientific goat herder, Adam and Eve fairy tales from the middle east???



Sad to say Brian, I suppose this leaves you with
nothing+nothing=nothing. Stare into the abyss long enough and it will stare back at you.

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May 6, 2014 17:02:06   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
no propaganda please wrote:
My guess is the bottom half. That's the half that the excrement comes out of.


Wish I would have thought of that, good one!
:lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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May 6, 2014 17:13:13   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Armageddun wrote:
Sad to say Brian, I suppose this leaves you with
nothing+nothing=nothing. Stare into the abyss long enough and it will stare back at you.


Brian won't be back, he's a "drive-by flamer". He's too afraid us Christians will get into his head & he'll convert. The "cherry on the cake" of my day would be to see Brian evangelizing on TV, kind of like in that ol' Charlie Daniels song,

"Preacher man talking on TV, puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation, 'cause he's worried about my soul
He said, "Jesus walked on the water.", and I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacher man, would like to do a little walkin' too"


:XD: :XD:

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May 6, 2014 17:40:28   #
American
 
kmikale wrote:
Well, in reference to your goat herder question, I wouldn't be rushing out to start praying toward Mecca five times a day just yet. I'm just having a little fun with the Darwinian religious zealots here. See, God created man in His image and conversely, I think we get our great sense of humor from Him. Think about how funny this would be, years from now a scientist of the future takes your skull, glues it to a goat skeleton and, (based upon finding your laminated v***r r**********n card in your pocket) names you "Bahhhhhh-rian Devon Man" & sets you up in a museum someplace.

“Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see.” &#8213; Benjamin Franklin.

If my descendants happen to visit that museum, my only question to you is, which half should I tell them would be the real you?
Well, in reference to your goat herder question, I... (show quote)


Sooooooo funny!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!

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May 6, 2014 17:43:57   #
American
 
kmikale wrote:
Brian won't be back, he's a "drive-by flamer". He's too afraid us Christians will get into his head & he'll convert. The "cherry on the cake" of my day would be to see Brian evangelizing on TV, kind of like in that ol' Charlie Daniels song,

"Preacher man talking on TV, puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation, 'cause he's worried about my soul
He said, "Jesus walked on the water.", and I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacher man, would like to do a little walkin' too"


:XD: :XD:
Brian won't be back, he's a "drive-by flamer&... (show quote)


"I ain't asking for nothing if I can't get it on my own"!

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May 6, 2014 18:25:30   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
American wrote:
"I ain't asking for nothing if I can't get it on my own"!


I'll take the liberty and speak for Brian Devon here, I surmise he'd retort, "that was, `er very Republican of you American". Someday, he may learn to leave this long haired country boy alone, or not, I can always use the gut laugh when I see his posts. :lol: :thumbup:

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May 6, 2014 19:55:10   #
American
 
kmikale wrote:
I'll take the liberty and speak for Brian Devon here, I surmise he'd retort, "that was, `er very Republican of you American". Someday, he may learn to leave this long haired country boy alone, or not, I can always use the gut laugh when I see his posts. :lol: :thumbup:


Cracking me up!!

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May 6, 2014 20:06:11   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
American wrote:
Cracking me up!!


:oops: He's just too easy!

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May 6, 2014 20:21:11   #
rumitoid
 
kmikale wrote:
It's really too hard from me to say this on a public forum, but I must, people are starting to talk and they tell me Darwin isn't God! What blaspheme is this...?

"Brief Summary: Two scientists supplied the top museums in the world (AMNH, Carnegie, Smithsonian, NHM London, National Museum of Nature and Science, Tokyo, Melbourne Museum, Canadian Museum of Nature, Paris Natural History Museum, Naturalis Museum, Netherlands, Museo Storia Naturale di Pisa and many more) with “fossils” of walking whales, but it has now been revealed in television interviews that these “fossils” were made up. In exclusive interviews with these two scientists, they admitted (on camera) they attached whale body parts (flukes, blowholes, or fins) to land animals and supplied these altered fossils and diagrams to museums."

"Because of the serious nature of this story and the institutions involved, a detailed press release documenting the interviews, the fossils and how the alterations were made has been included below."
- See more at: http://www.thegrandexperiment.com/whale-evolution.html#sthash.mssjkmb2.dpuf

Tell me it just isn't so! Scientists would lie & corrupt so many? I'm returning my monkey on a stick (my only religious relic) I got in the Philippines and, will cancel my membership in "Fossil of the Month Club" immediately!
It's really too hard from me to say this on a publ... (show quote)


Liberal media (redundancy) covering a Tea Party rally. "We have seen two signs at this point ("two scientists" ) showing the anti-Semitic and r****t attitude of the crowd." (Independent survey of signs at the gathering: 246.)

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May 6, 2014 20:35:24   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
rumitoid wrote:
Liberal media (redundancy) covering a Tea Party rally. "We have seen the signs ("two scientists" ) showing the anti-Semitic and r****t attitude of the crowd." (Independent survey of signs at the gathering: 246.)


No offense, but WTF are you saying? This topic is kind of an evolution parody, so ya lost me at Tea Party.



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May 6, 2014 20:41:47   #
cant beleve Loc: Planet Kolob
 
kmikale wrote:
No offense, but WTF are you saying? This topic is kind of an evolution parody, so ya lost me at Tea Party.


Maybe Plamer thinks he is David and thinks it's a slingshot? :-D

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May 6, 2014 20:43:36   #
rumitoid
 
kmikale wrote:
No offense, but WTF are you saying? This topic is kind of an evolution parody, so ya lost me at Tea Party.


"Two scientists (out of thousands)," two signs at a Tea party Rally (out of almost three hundred) , do not mean anything. The bad actions of two scientists cannot t***slate into anything else than the bad character of two people.

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May 6, 2014 20:46:38   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
cant beleve wrote:
Maybe Plamer thinks he is David and thinks it's a slingshot? :-D


Just a theory can't believe, a durn good theory, but a theory just the same. Kind of like the theory of evolution, only better and more intelligently thought out... :thumbup:

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May 6, 2014 21:02:19   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
rumitoid wrote:
"Two scientists (out of thousands)," two signs at a Tea party Rally (out of almost three hundred) , do not mean anything. The bad actions of two scientists cannot t***slate into anything else than the bad character of two people.


Wellllllll. Not really there rumitoid. Just because a million flies eat dung and two do not..., I'll always be in the minority here. Evolution is taught as fact and therefore, I believe that reflects poorly (ROFLMAO) on the entire scientific community. The fact that two of them have come forward, is not really a big bang (pun intended) revelation to those of us that have burned our Barney posters and wallet cards upon actually hearing the t***h. Now, in the words of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?".



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May 6, 2014 22:53:00   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
no propaganda please wrote:
My guess is the bottom half. That's the half that the excrement comes out of.


in Brian's case it comes out both ends

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