RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

It's really too hard from me to say this on a public forum, but I must, people are starting to talk and they tell me Darwin isn't God! What blaspheme is this...?

"Brief Summary: Two scientists supplied the top museums in the world (AMNH, Carnegie, Smithsonian, NHM London, National Museum of Nature and Science, Tokyo, Melbourne Museum, Canadian Museum of Nature, Paris Natural History Museum, Naturalis Museum, Netherlands, Museo Storia Naturale di Pisa and many more) with “fossils” of walking whales, but it has now been revealed in television interviews that these “fossils” were made up. In exclusive interviews with these two scientists, they admitted (on camera) they attached whale body parts (flukes, blowholes, or fins) to land animals and supplied these altered fossils and diagrams to museums."

"Because of the serious nature of this story and the institutions involved, a detailed press release documenting the interviews, the fossils and how the alterations were made has been included below."
- See more at: http://www.thegrandexperiment.com/whale-evolution.html#sthash.mssjkmb2.dpuf

Tell me it just isn't so! Scientists would lie & corrupt so many? I'm returning my monkey on a stick (my only religious relic) I got in the Philippines and, will cancel my membership in "Fossil of the Month Club" immediately!

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

I hope you kept your genuine Piltdown Man fossil however. Much better than the monkey on a stick

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

As a side note. Lucy was a hottie.

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

Still stinging over Eoanthropus dawsoni ("Dawson's dawn-man", after the collector Charles Dawson), but "Et tu Shamu"? This is life changing for me... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

Dunno ML, I understand she was nothing more than the first fossiled t****y? This your ken too? ;) :thumbup:

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

T****y? Well that explains all the hair.

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

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Brian Devon

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If these scientists are wrong, where does that leave us??? Do we stick with the pre-scientific goat herder, Adam and Eve fairy tales from the middle east???

vernon

but they tell the t***h about g****l w*****g.now we are going to drown when the antarctic melts.i guesss the crazies will go wild now.

vernon

its the only thing that hasent been disproven

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

Nay, did you read the morning paper? You will start starving this year. crops are shot to heck.

cant beleve Loc: Planet Kolob

Again? Every year that happens. I'm still eating. :-D :-D

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

Strange how that happens.

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

Well, in reference to your goat herder question, I wouldn't be rushing out to start praying toward Mecca five times a day just yet. I'm just having a little fun with the Darwinian religious zealots here. See, God created man in His image and conversely, I think we get our great sense of humor from Him. Think about how funny this would be, years from now a scientist of the future takes your skull, glues it to a goat skeleton and, (based upon finding your laminated v***r r**********n card in your pocket) names you "Bahhhhhh-rian Devon Man" & sets you up in a museum someplace.

“Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see.” ― Benjamin Franklin.

If my descendants happen to visit that museum, my only question to you is, which half should I tell them would be the real you?

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

My guess is the bottom half. That's the half that the excrement comes out of.