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Badbobby attends Slatten49 class in college
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Dec 6, 2018 13:28:03   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Peewee wrote:
agree, but there isn't an anonymous or incognito button on OPP.

plus, I like to sign my work.

i thrive on arrows and attaboys.

and my scar tissue has scar tissue.

How many are residual scars from repeated attempts at a brain-t***splant

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Dec 6, 2018 14:11:13   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
slatten49 wrote:
How many are residual scars from repeated attempts at a brain-t***splant


None, they were from defending myself from guys who thought I was just the right size to pick on. A few were from women but those aren't visible. Do you speak from personal experiences perchance?

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Dec 6, 2018 17:49:07   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
agree, but there isn't an anonymous or incognito button on OPP.

plus, I like to sign my work.

i thrive on arrows and attaboys.

and my scar tissue has scar tissue.

condolences Peewee
as a teenager
my love bumps had love bumps


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Dec 6, 2018 18:58:12   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
condolences Peewee
as a teenager
my love bumps had love bumps



Thanks, BB, I can relate to that.

My dad told me the better you treat a woman the more she will despise you.

I never believed that, but I'm starting to believe there is some t***h in it.

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Dec 6, 2018 19:27:10   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Thanks, BB, I can relate to that.

My dad told me the better you treat a woman the more she will despise you.

I never believed that, but I'm starting to believe there is some t***h in it.


maybe sum women Peewee
but not all women
I've had good luck with treating them nice
of course that's jus me

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Dec 6, 2018 20:45:34   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
maybe sum women Peewee
but not all women
I've had good luck with treating them nice
of course that's jus me


I said "some t***h in it" I know it doesn't apply to all of them.

I know too many good women in my life to think different.

But personally, I've struck out, but I went down swinging for the fence.

And that's just real life and I'm okay with that. I just get to missing my home,

land, and tools sometimes, and especially my recliner.

Know what I mean? I want to try again but I can't afford to lose again.

I always get this way during the holidays and with no one to snuggle with.

It'll pass come Spring. Count your blessings you guys found lifelong mates.

My High School Senior Yearbook picture had a little quote under it. It said

I'm a bachelor bold and free, what are troubles to me. Too true!

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Dec 6, 2018 23:32:25   #
debeda
 
bahmer wrote:
A college student badbobby wanted to sit next to one of his teachers Slatten49 at lunch.

However, the teacher Slatten49 looked at the student badbobby with an arrogant face and said:

'A swan shan't be friends with a pig.'

'Then I shall fly on,' answered the student badbobby with a smile.

The teacher Slatten49 was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student badbobby.

At the oral exam, he gave the student badbobby the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question:

'You're walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?'

'The gold.'

'Unfortunately, I don't agree. I'd choose cleverness because that's more important than money.'

'Everyone would choose what they don't have,' says the student badbobby.

The teacher Slatten49 turns red, and he's so angry he writes "ass" on the student's paper. The student badbobby leaves without looking at the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says:

'Excuse me sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!'
A college student badbobby wanted to sit next to o... (show quote)


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