bahmer

A college student badbobby wanted to sit next to one of his teachers Slatten49 at lunch.

However, the teacher Slatten49 looked at the student badbobby with an arrogant face and said:

'A swan shan't be friends with a pig.'

'Then I shall fly on,' answered the student badbobby with a smile.

The teacher Slatten49 was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student badbobby.

At the oral exam, he gave the student badbobby the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question:

'You're walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?'

'The gold.'

'Unfortunately, I don't agree. I'd choose cleverness because that's more important than money.'

'Everyone would choose what they don't have,' says the student badbobby.

The teacher Slatten49 turns red, and he's so angry he writes "ass" on the student's paper. The student badbobby leaves without looking at the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says:

'Excuse me sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!'

badbobby Loc: texas

methinks thou shalt be hearing from said teacher shortly

thanks for makin me smarter than a durn Jarhead

bahmer

No problem there old buddy.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

That has to be one of your best, Bahmer...except for one thing. With BB approaching the century mark, and my rapidly approaching only seventy, the roles have been obviously reversed. I forgive your error, and appreciate your graciousness to our Senior Squid.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

That should be 'really' old buddy, Bahmer.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Squids are only smarter than Jarheads in D.C. Comic's Bizarro World.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Bahm, that was outstanding, one of your best post ever. A+!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, as it has been said..."even a blind pig can find an acorn every once in a while."

bahmer

You are just too sweet there Slats.

bahmer

I try hard for my friends.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Ya, done good. Put BB and Slats to shame. You've been holding back like Pa haven't you?

badbobby Loc: texas

put bb to shame??
I don't think so Tim
of course 'shame' is a constant for our dastardly Marine Slat
so bahm didn't have to put him there
BTW
are you considerin joinin Slat in his 'shame'

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Heck no, I've learned to play both sides, like Bahm.

Wh**ever I'm ashamed about is staying between me and my maker.

Sharing it with you guys would be like putting it on the six o'clock news.

badbobby Loc: texas

sumtimes it's best to remain anonymous

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

agree, but there isn't an anonymous or incognito button on OPP.

plus, I like to sign my work.

i thrive on arrows and attaboys.

and my scar tissue has scar tissue.