Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
You may want to rethink that. Wisconsin has lots of good cheese. Michigan, on the other hand has rust and crime as their main products. Minnesota has nothing but a bunch of wannabe Canucks. Speaking of which, that map is all wrong. Canada would have to fight Mexico for Mexifornia, and Eastern Oregon has turned into a suburb of San Francisco.
Mostly true. Michigan has southeastern part of thumb which is already its own country of Detroitistan. The rest is Ready Red. Mexifornia is already part of Mexico. And it is the metro I-5 corridor of Oregon which is the suburb. The rest is also Ready Red.