The Sjt. Major gets a whole new dress.
Nov 4, 2018 15:31:25 #
old marine wrote:
Corp Slayton is a Matine that works for me, married to a hot tempered cajun creole woman.
She and her deceased husband use to catch alligators for a living until a bad one ate her husband. Now she is Corp. Slaytons headache.
She and her deceased husband use to catch alligators for a living until a bad one ate her husband. Now she is Corp. Slaytons headache.
well om I've heered that them thar 'Matines'
is a notch down from a SWabbie
poor souls couldn't pass the entrance test of the Navy
had to settle for a lesser part of the Navy
the Corps
Nov 4, 2018 16:47:04 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote:
After my faux pas, I charmed The Sgt. Major out'ta putting me to death. 
After my faux pas, I charmed The Sgt. Major out'ta putting me to death. Oh yeah, modesty is your strong suit, alright. How many bulls have you shot? I'm turning you into PETA! If you ever need another income stream you can always sell fertilizer.
Nov 4, 2018 16:49:33 #
badbobby wrote:
well om I've heered that them thar 'Matines'
is a notch down from a SWabbie
poor souls couldn't pass the entrance test of the Navy
had to settle for a lesser part of the Navy
the Corps
is a notch down from a SWabbie
poor souls couldn't pass the entrance test of the Navy
had to settle for a lesser part of the Navy
the Corps
Badbobby tell what is a Matine is that a division
of the Marines that I don't know about?
Nov 4, 2018 17:15:35 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Peewee wrote:
Oh yeah, modesty is your strong suit, alright. How many bulls have you shot? I'm turning you into PETA! If you ever need another income stream you can always sell fertilizer.
Oh yeah
I'll have you know I have every reason to be modest, and that's no bull
Nov 4, 2018 17:24:01 #
old marine
Loc: America home of the brave
badbobby wrote:
well om I've heered that them thar 'Matines'
is a notch down from a SWabbie
poor souls couldn't pass the entrance test of the Navy
had to settle for a lesser part of the Navy
the Corps
is a notch down from a SWabbie
poor souls couldn't pass the entrance test of the Navy
had to settle for a lesser part of the Navy
the Corps
Someone had to use a mop to keep the ships clean for the fighting men.
The real MEN mopped up the enemy.
Nov 4, 2018 17:32:38 #
old marine wrote:
Someone had to use a mop to keep the ships clean for the fighting men.
The real MEN mopped up the enemy.
The real MEN mopped up the enemy.
oho
so thats what them Jarheads were doin on my ship
moppin the decks
and they were good at it too
just refused to let go of them mops
Nov 4, 2018 17:33:15 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
old marine wrote:
Someone had to use a mop to keep the ships clean for the fighting men.
The real MEN mopped up the enemy.
The real MEN mopped up the enemy.
Best comeback of the year! That was a ten fur sure. Ouch!
Nov 4, 2018 17:36:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Peewee wrote:
Best comeback of the year! That was a ten fur sure. Ouch!
Yeah, the OldSalt is pretty salty, ain't he
Ooorahhh
Nov 4, 2018 17:38:56 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, the OldSalt is pretty salty, ain't he
Ooorahhh
Ooorahhh
well he is definitely crusty
but I forgive him
he don't know any better
he's a Marine
Nov 4, 2018 17:42:19 #
Peewee wrote:
Best comeback of the year! That was a ten fur sure. Ouch!
Peewee
you shouldn't hang around them Jarheads
that stuff is contagious
and it seems like when it grabs you
it never lets go
you know that ol saw
'Once a Marine,always a Marine'
pobrecitos
Nov 4, 2018 17:52:35 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
well he is definitely crusty
but I forgive him
he don't know any better
he's a Marine
but I forgive him
he don't know any better
he's a Marine
OldSalt knows fully well he's a crusty ol' Marine and damn proud of it, ya' durn Squid
Nov 4, 2018 17:54:12 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Peewee
you shouldn't hang around them Jarheads
that stuff is contagious
and it seems like when it grabs you
it never lets go
you know that ol saw
'Once a Marine,always a Marine'
pobrecitos
you shouldn't hang around them Jarheads
that stuff is contagious
and it seems like when it grabs you
it never lets go
you know that ol saw
'Once a Marine,always a Marine'
pobrecitos
Once stuck with being a Squid...always stuck with being a Squid.
Nov 4, 2018 17:57:50 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
Peewee
you shouldn't hang around them Jarheads
that stuff is contagious
and it seems like when it grabs you
it never lets go
you know that ol saw
'Once a Marine,always a Marine'
pobrecitos
you shouldn't hang around them Jarheads
that stuff is contagious
and it seems like when it grabs you
it never lets go
you know that ol saw
'Once a Marine,always a Marine'
pobrecitos
Well, I feel a kindred spirit with Old Marine.
I've always loved a sharp wit and a purr-fic comeback.
No bad words, just both barrels, point blank, BAM BAM!
Git your mop and stop holding it upside down.
Stroking the mophead and pretending it's a woman.
You've got a cleanup on the poop deck, ASAP!
Nov 4, 2018 18:38:11 #
old marine
Loc: America home of the brave
badbobby wrote:
oho
so thats what them Jarheads were doin on my ship
moppin the decks
and they were good at it too
just refused to let go of them mops
so thats what them Jarheads were doin on my ship
moppin the decks
and they were good at it too
just refused to let go of them mops
Had you put you coke bottle lens glass on you would have seen the marines using the sailors heads as mops, especially those longhaired hippies.
Nov 4, 2018 18:40:23 #
old marine
Loc: America home of the brave
Peewee wrote:
Best comeback of the year! That was a ten fur sure. Ouch!
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