The Sjt. Major gets a whole new dress.
Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase a sheer negligee for the Sjt. Major.
Slatten is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
Slattene presents it to his Sjt. Major and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the Ejt. Major thinks (she's no dummy): "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
The Sjt. Major appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Slatten says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed.
bahmer wrote:
Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase a sheer negligee for the Sjt. Major.
Slatten is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
Slattene presents it to his Sjt. Major and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the Ejt. Major thinks (she's no dummy): "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
The Sjt. Major appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Slatten says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed.
Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase... (
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Best one i have heard in a while.
Poor slayton.
bahmer wrote:
Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase a sheer negligee for the Sjt. Major.
Slatten is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
Slattene presents it to his Sjt. Major and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the Ejt. Major thinks (she's no dummy): "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
The Sjt. Major appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Slatten says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed.
Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase... (
show quote)
Dang Bahmer, that was so good I took my pencil and erased you from my naughty list.
[quote=bahmer]Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase a sheer negligee for the Sjt. Major.
Slatten is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
Slattene presents it to his Sjt. Major and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the Ejt. Major thinks (she's no dummy): "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
The Sjt. Major appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Slatten says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
bahm
you're gettin awfully brave
the Sgt Major is proficient in handling frying pans and big long knifes
I suggest you immediately forget your maleness and get on the floor and grovel
asking her for forgiveness
I also understand that our dastardly Marine(Slatten) has entered into juijitsu training
wishing you luck my friend
you're gonna need it
[quote=badbobby]
bahmer wrote:
Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase a sheer negligee for the Sjt. Major.
Slatten is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
Slattene presents it to his Sjt. Major and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the Ejt. Major thinks (she's no dummy): "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
The Sjt. Major appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Slatten says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
bahm
you're gettin awfully brave
the Sgt Major is proficient in handling frying pans and big long knifes
I suggest you immediately forget your maleness and get on the floor and grovel
asking her for forgiveness
I also understand that our dastardly Marine(Slatten) has entered into juijitsu training
wishing you luck my friend
you're gonna need it
Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase... (
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Slattens jiu jitsu training was to help him stay alive while married to the Sjt. Major.
That is what his instructor told me and I am sticking to it.
please don't encourage him Peewee
he knoweth not what he spouteth
poor soul
OldSalt may spell my name anyway he wants to, as he is a Marine
Not a durn Squid.
Not as many as who have Peewee on their list(s).
bahmer wrote:
Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase a sheer negligee for the Sjt. Major.
Slatten is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
Slattene presents it to his Sjt. Major and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the Ejt. Major thinks (she's no dummy): "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
The Sjt. Major appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
Slatten says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed.
Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase... (
show quote)
After my faux pas, I charmed The Sgt. Major out'ta putting me to death.
Corp Slayton is a Matine that works for me, married to a hot tempered cajun creole woman.
She and her deceased husband use to catch alligators for a living until a bad one ate her husband. Now she is Corp. Slaytons headache.
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