bahmer

Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase a sheer negligee for the Sjt. Major.

Slatten is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

Slattene presents it to his Sjt. Major and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the Ejt. Major thinks (she's no dummy): "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."

The Sjt. Major appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

Slatten says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

The coffin will be closed.

rumitoid

Very funny.

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

Best one i have heard in a while.

Poor slayton.

bggamers Loc: georgia

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Dang Bahmer, that was so good I took my pencil and erased you from my naughty list.

Big dog

Poor Slat

bahmer

So who is still on that list?

badbobby Loc: texas

[quote=bahmer]Slatten49 enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase a sheer negligee for the Sjt. Major.

Slatten is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

Slattene presents it to his Sjt. Major and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the Ejt. Major thinks (she's no dummy): "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."

The Sjt. Major appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

Slatten says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

bahm
you're gettin awfully brave
the Sgt Major is proficient in handling frying pans and big long knifes
I suggest you immediately forget your maleness and get on the floor and grovel
asking her for forgiveness
I also understand that our dastardly Marine(Slatten) has entered into juijitsu training
wishing you luck my friend
you're gonna need it

badbobby Loc: texas

who is Slayton

bahmer

[quote=badbobby]

Slattens jiu jitsu training was to help him stay alive while married to the Sjt. Major.
That is what his instructor told me and I am sticking to it.

badbobby Loc: texas

please don't encourage him Peewee
he knoweth not what he spouteth
poor soul

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

OldSalt may spell my name anyway he wants to, as he is a Marine

Not a durn Squid.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Not as many as who have Peewee on their list(s).

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

After my faux pas, I charmed The Sgt. Major out'ta putting me to death.

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

Corp Slayton is a Matine that works for me, married to a hot tempered cajun creole woman.

She and her deceased husband use to catch alligators for a living until a bad one ate her husband. Now she is Corp. Slaytons headache.