Saturday Amusement
Apr 13, 2014 00:46:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, but he lacks your 'woman's touch', AuntiE. :wink:
(Do I score points with that comment?) :mrgreen:
(Do I score points with that comment?) :mrgreen:
He lacks my benevolence.
You receive a point and a one fourth. 👀 :-D
Apr 13, 2014 00:53:16 #
AuntiE wrote:
He lacks my benevolence.
You receive a point and a one fourth. 👀 :-D
You receive a point and a one fourth. 👀 :-D
He needs a fifth, not a fourth. It's tequila, remember?
Apr 13, 2014 00:59:59 #
Loki wrote:
He needs a fifth, not a fourth. It's tequila, remember?
He was seeking points, not ounces of beverage. 👹👿
Apr 13, 2014 01:01:26 #
AuntiE wrote:
He was seeking points, not ounces of beverage. 👹👿
He was seeking both, actually.
Apr 13, 2014 01:04:20 #
Loki wrote:
He was seeking both, actually.
Well, are we not mr. 👹 argumentative this evening? :?:
If your animals would let you rest, you would not be 👹. :idea:
Apr 13, 2014 01:07:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Loki wrote:
He was seeking both, actually.
I do seek much. :mrgreen:
Apr 13, 2014 01:10:07 #
AuntiE wrote:
Well, are we not mr. 👹 argumentative this evening? :?:
If your animals would let you rest, you would not be 👹. :idea:
If your animals would let you rest, you would not be 👹. :idea:
Especially the ones next door, who are reminiscent of drunk macaws, except the macaws make more sense.
Apr 13, 2014 01:10:30 #
AuntiE wrote:
Well, are we not mr. 👹 argumentative this evening? :?:
If your animals would let you rest, you would not be 👹. :idea:
If your animals would let you rest, you would not be 👹. :idea:
Between the i***ts next door, and this stupid computer, I should drink. I will instead attempt to sleep.
Apr 13, 2014 01:10:45 #
AuntiE wrote:
Well, are we not mr. 👹 argumentative this evening? :?:
If your animals would let you rest, you would not be 👹. :idea:
If your animals would let you rest, you would not be 👹. :idea:
Apr 13, 2014 01:12:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Well, are we not mr. �� argumentative this evening? :?:
If your animals would let you rest, you would not be ��. :idea:
If your animals would let you rest, you would not be ��. :idea:
I will try to end this little squabble by announcing my entry into the land of the Sandman. He is about to own me. Play nice, and don't fight over whether each purchases a fifth of tequila for me to take on my trip.
Split the cost of a gallon jug. :thumbup:
Apr 13, 2014 01:17:56 #
Loki wrote:
Especially the ones next door, who are reminiscent of drunk macaws, except the macaws make more sense.
Step 1. Trip to a health food store.
Step 2. Purchase a bottle of valerian tablets.
Step 3. Dilute said tablets.
Step 4. Soak a slice or two of bologna is diluted valerian liquid.
Step 5. Toss bologna over fence.
Step 6. Mix remaining liquid in your coffee.
Result of these activities will be the animals and yourself will sleep. 💤😴Now, is it not wonderful to have such helpful confederates available to provide advice. :?: 😚
Apr 13, 2014 01:20:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
I will try to end this little squabble by announcing my entry into the land of the Sandman. He is about to own me. Play nice, and don't fight over whether each purchases a fifth of tequila for me to take on my trip.
Split the cost of a gallon jug. :thumbup:
Split the cost of a gallon jug. :thumbup:
Make sure to double check you have the things you need, beyond beverages, to maintain your healt and well being. I would h**e to have to start over with a new trainee. Have a wonderful time. The Sgt. Major will be feed.
Apr 13, 2014 08:42:46 #
Love the lighter side, so here's one for you to chew on --
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.
Apr 13, 2014 08:44:56 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
Love the lighter side, so here's one for you to ch... (show quote)
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: One reaps what they sow! :wink:
Apr 13, 2014 10:54:19 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, the two brothers joining me are 61 & 62, while I turn 65 this Tuesday. My nephew is 34. I guess they are humoring me by letting the 'old guy' come along. :lol:
They are the ones bringing the RV, not me. :mrgreen:
I am there to help them 'rough it' through the experience. :thumbup:
They are the ones bringing the RV, not me. :mrgreen:
I am there to help them 'rough it' through the experience. :thumbup:
hey Gringo can you imagine this kid complaining about getting old?
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