My personal add (Page 2): I agree, but CoosBay said he was shipping makeup and jewelry by the pound, so I assumed that's the way he wanted to ride the horse. We haven't heard from Mrs.

pafret Loc: Northeast

no propaganda please wrote:

some of us don't want jewelry, wear little makeup (an honest smile beats lipstick any day) but want a man who will do some housework, can cope on his own when needed and remembers to keep all dog water dishes full and put dogs out often enough. Such simple things mean a LOT.

SWMBO

I agree, but CoosBay said he was shipping makeup and jewelry by the pound, so I assumed that's the way he wanted to ride the horse. We haven't heard from Mrs. CoosBay yet so I assume good 'ol' Tom is not dumb enough to let her see his posts.

At one point in my married life we had run into a hard patch and it was necessary for me to work two jobs. I was working fourteen to fifteen hours a day six to seven days a week and dumping the responsibility of raising three small kids completely onto my wife. Every so often, about once a week, I would stop at a flower vendor and pick up bouquets of flowers, in appreciation of her support. She loved them. A neighbor's wife was visiting when I came in with flowers, one day, and she was consumed with curiosity as to what I had done wrong to warrant bringing flowers when it wasn't a birthday or holiday. My wife and I looked at each other and smiled, poor woman equated a simple expression of thanks with some necessary atonement. We didn't tell her that she obviously wasn't being treated as a loved one deserved.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

pafret wrote:

I agree, but CoosBay said he was shipping makeup a... (show quote)

badbobby Loc: texas

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own Car, tooth brush and bathrobe. Also comes with 25 lbs. of makeup and jewelry. ATRACTIVE --uptight-self centered-- does not like sex High maintenance. All sales / trades final. Do you think this will work?

try leaving out the bad parts Tom
tell lies if you must
but she wouldn't be right for me
I'm already married to an angel
I do hear that Poppa's in the market for another stab at marital bliss
I suggest you pm him--who knows??

badbobby Loc: texas

Big dog wrote:

Does she come with a boat ?

I'd be interested in the boat
if it comes with an F15 ford

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

I'd be interested in the boat
if it comes with an F15 ford

Its out'ta your grasp, BB. No IOUs...cash is required.

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Its out'ta your grasp, BB. No IOUs...cash is required.

you're correct
seems nobody will redeem your IOUs
even at half price
you and your evil ways have been exposed Slat

boatbob2

IF she doesnt like/want sex,you keep her,shes NOT wanted at my place..........

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

you're correct
seems nobody will redeem your IOUs
even at half price
you and your evil ways have been exposed Slat

Winning at poker, I guess, constitutes my "evil ways," huh, BB

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Winning at poker, I guess, constitutes my "evil ways," huh, BB

have serious doubts about the 'winning at poker'
however
I have no doubts at all about you not honoring your poker debts
pay up Slat
you might feel better

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

have serious doubts about the 'winning at poker'
however
I have no doubts at all about you not honoring your poker debts
pay up Slat
you might feel better

As things are, I feel great

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

no propaganda please wrote:

some of us don't want jewelry, wear little makeup (an honest smile beats lipstick any day) but want a man who will do some housework, can cope on his own when needed and remembers to keep all dog water dishes full and put dogs out often enough. Such simple things mean a LOT.

SWMBO

You are so right.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

badbobby wrote:

try leaving out the bad parts Tom
tell lies if you must
but she wouldn't be right for me
I'm already married to an angel
I do hear that Poppa's in the market for another stab at marital bliss
I suggest you pm him--who knows??

I couldn't gyp a friend

bggamers Loc: georgia

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own Car, tooth brush and bathrobe. Also comes with 25 lbs. of makeup and jewelry. ATRACTIVE --uptight-self centered-- does not like sex High maintenance. All sales / trades final. Do you think this will work?

Maybe if they can get rid of their model first thats used and out of date

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

no propaganda please wrote:

some people never know that the little things mean so much.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

lindajoy wrote:

Lololo, It may work just not how you envision it...Do you have a suitcase packed yet???

See my next thread I get mine