My personal add: I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own...

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own Car, tooth brush and bathrobe. Also comes with 25 lbs. of makeup and jewelry. ATRACTIVE --uptight-self centered-- does not like sex High maintenance. All sales / trades final. Do you think this will work?

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own Car, tooth brush and bathrobe. Also comes with 25 lbs. of makeup and jewelry. ATRACTIVE --uptight-self centered-- does not like sex High maintenance. All sales / trades final. Do you think this will work?

LOL. If it doesn’t you could try a garage sale. Dope her up and put a sign free to a gd home around her neck.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

JFlorio wrote:

LOL. If it doesn’t you could try a garage sale. Dope her up and put a sign free to a gd home around her neck.

pafret Loc: Northeast

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own Car, tooth brush and bathrobe. Also comes with 25 lbs. of makeup and jewelry. ATRACTIVE --uptight-self centered-- does not like sex High maintenance. All sales / trades final. Do you think this will work?

This is a sure-fire cure for discouragement. And if your wife is like most of the women on this post, the pain you will soon be feeling will make you forget all of wh**ever was discouraging you. All those defects can be corrected if you stop buying her jewelry by the pound; they like it in daintier portions, by the carat weight.

sisboombaa

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own Car, tooth brush and bathrobe. Also comes with 25 lbs. of makeup and jewelry. ATRACTIVE --uptight-self centered-- does not like sex High maintenance. All sales / trades final. Do you think this will work?

It worked for me, at least the trade action did, several times. I discovered that if I could incorporate just the good qualities of each in to one lady I would have the perfect wife. Then again that would mean I would have to become the perfect husband. A feat impossible; at least for me. Having become a widower 10 years ago I now just sit back and watch others deal with their frustrations as they run in circles. Being a spectator is so much easier that being a player.

grace scott

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own Car, tooth brush and bathrobe. Also comes with 25 lbs. of makeup and jewelry. ATRACTIVE --uptight-self centered-- does not like sex High maintenance. All sales / trades final. Do you think this will work?

Tom, I'm worried about you. I do hope you live to post another day.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

grace scott wrote:

Tom, I'm worried about you. I do hope you live to post another day.

America 1 Loc: South Miami

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own Car, tooth brush and bathrobe. Also comes with 25 lbs. of makeup and jewelry. ATRACTIVE --uptight-self centered-- does not like sex High maintenance. All sales / trades final. Do you think this will work?

What make and model of car?

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

America 1 wrote:

What make and model of car?

Mazda Miata

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own Car, tooth brush and bathrobe. Also comes with 25 lbs. of makeup and jewelry. ATRACTIVE --uptight-self centered-- does not like sex High maintenance. All sales / trades final. Do you think this will work?

Lololo, It may work just not how you envision it...Do you have a suitcase packed yet???

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own Car, tooth brush and bathrobe. Also comes with 25 lbs. of makeup and jewelry. ATRACTIVE --uptight-self centered-- does not like sex High maintenance. All sales / trades final. Do you think this will work?

Tom, may I offer you a place to stay upon your eviction

We'll work out the details later...get away while you are still breathing.

Big dog

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

I have been discouraged lately so I decided I would place a personal add. Here it is for your critical approval. For Sale or Trade one used wife. Comes with her own Car, tooth brush and bathrobe. Also comes with 25 lbs. of makeup and jewelry. ATRACTIVE --uptight-self centered-- does not like sex High maintenance. All sales / trades final. Do you think this will work?

Does she come with a boat ?

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

pafret wrote:

This is a sure-fire cure for discouragement. And if your wife is like most of the women on this post, the pain you will soon be feeling will make you forget all of wh**ever was discouraging you. All those defects can be corrected if you stop buying her jewelry by the pound; they like it in daintier portions, by the carat weight.

some of us don't want jewelry, wear little makeup (an honest smile beats lipstick any day) but want a man who will do some housework, can cope on his own when needed and remembers to keep all dog water dishes full and put dogs out often enough. Such simple things mean a LOT.

SWMBO

pafret Loc: Northeast

Big dog wrote:

Does she come with a boat ?

No but she will probably still have the shotgun she used to cure CoosBay's discouragement. If you are into blood sports she will probably acommodate you.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

pafret wrote:

No but she will probably still have the shotgun she used to cure CoosBay's discouragement. If you are into blood sports she will probably acommodate you.