Loki wrote:
Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
Go out to the truck, jack it up and change the tires
Then wash my socks and mend my old blue jeans;
Fetch my pipe, and then go get my slippers, put me on another pot of tea, then sit here at my feet, cause I like you when you're sweet, and tell me once more why you're leaving me.
Tomball Glaser.
Yep, that fits right in with AuntiE's.