Tuesday... Humor
I had hopes of telling one to make you laugh. Good, now I only have 421 members of OPP to go!
oldroy wrote:
Now I like that one.
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Happy J wrote:
I had hopes of telling one to make you laugh. Good, now I only have 421 members of OPP to go!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
A conservative and a liberal walk into a bar and nothing happens...
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Happy J wrote:
That sound great. I have rum, several kinds you can have your pick. I love Mexican corn! I have some fresh churned butter for the top. We can grill and talk!
if you serve that butter Moochell will get you
alex wrote:
if you serve that butter Moochell will get you
There is no butter on Mexican corn.
A Harvard and Yale man walk into the Men's room. They both take a leak, the Harvard man finishing first. He goes over to the wash basin and starts to wash his hands. The Yale man finishes and starts to leave. The Harvard man in a somewhat sooty tone says, "Harvard men always wash their hands aftere taking a leak." The Yale man replies, "Yale men don't piss on their fingers!"
Of couse, the schools can be changed to fit any rivalry.
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
skott wrote:
There is no butter on Mexican corn.
but you said you had fresh churned butter and Moooooochel doesn't like eggs, butter, cream, or sugar her pastry baker just quit because she wouldn't let him/her use them
alex wrote:
but you said you had fresh churned butter and Moooooochel doesn't like eggs, butter, cream, or sugar her pastry baker just quit because she wouldn't let him/her use them
Well now I know why Obama is not paying more attention to Russia, he lost his pastry chef! Now that is a sad day, who will bake the bread and pies? Perhaps he will find a new one while playing golf.
Happy J wrote:
Well now I know why Obama is not paying more attention to Russia, he lost his pastry chef! Now that is a sad day, who will bake the bread and pies? Perhaps he will find a new one while playing golf.
Seems to be a continuing theme. From now on, if there is a republican president ever again. I'm going to complain about everything in the world, until I get what I want. So what if those other people also got to v**e and lost.
skott wrote:
Seems to be a continuing theme. From now on, if there is a republican president ever again. I'm going to complain about everything in the world, until I get what I want. So what if those other people also got to v**e and lost.
Good for you. If the ones that are elected are not doing a good job, and when they are doing a good job, the nation has to let them know. Write them letters, send a fax, email the, get on their home pages. It is like my son he tells me, Dad I am not complaining, you need to know that you did this or that and it made me feel bad/good. You may not have known because you are busy. With enough people telling our officials the same type of things, they will begin to pay attention. It is time for the government be once again for the people instead of telling the people. Good luck to you!
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