Saturday Amusement
Mar 8, 2014 16:02:42 #
A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out riding their horses.
The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of tequila, took a long draught, then another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair. The Californian looked at the Texan and said, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!! The Texan replied, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.
A while later, not wanted to be outdone, the Californian pulled out a bottle of wine, took a few sips, threw the half full champagne bottle into the air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair. The Nevadan couldn't believe this and said "What the heck did you that for? That was an expensive bottle of wine! The Californian replied, "In California there is plenty of wine and bottles are cheap."
A while later, the Nevadan pulled out a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. He opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the Californian. The shocked Texan said "Why in the hell did you do that?" The Nevadan replied, "Well, in Nevada we have plenty of Californians and bottles are worth a nickel."
source: http://www.jokes4us.com
The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of tequila, took a long draught, then another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair. The Californian looked at the Texan and said, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!! The Texan replied, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.
A while later, not wanted to be outdone, the Californian pulled out a bottle of wine, took a few sips, threw the half full champagne bottle into the air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair. The Nevadan couldn't believe this and said "What the heck did you that for? That was an expensive bottle of wine! The Californian replied, "In California there is plenty of wine and bottles are cheap."
A while later, the Nevadan pulled out a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. He opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the Californian. The shocked Texan said "Why in the hell did you do that?" The Nevadan replied, "Well, in Nevada we have plenty of Californians and bottles are worth a nickel."
source: http://www.jokes4us.com
Mar 8, 2014 16:09:33 #
AuntiE wrote:
A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out rid... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Did you read my post about the ant and the grasshopper?
I see you must be back to normal.. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 8, 2014 16:12:40 #
Armageddun wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Did you read my post about the ant and the grasshopper?
I see you must be back to normal.. :thumbup: :thumbup:
I see you must be back to normal.. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Not quite there yet; however, have decided bemoaning the issue will not stop it up. :shock:
Mar 8, 2014 16:48:48 #
AuntiE wrote:
Not quite there yet; however, have decided bemoaning the issue will not stop it up. :shock:
Now don't start.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mar 8, 2014 17:05:41 #
Armageddun wrote:
Now don't start.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Such occurred two days ago. :cry:
Mar 8, 2014 17:09:19 #
AuntiE wrote:
Such occurred two days ago. :cry:
Oh No..... I must go put wood in the furnace. I trust you will control yourself.
As Arnold once said " I'LL BE BACK."
Mar 8, 2014 17:55:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Such occurred two days ago. :cry:
I still say your avatar looked like Marlon Brando from "The Wild Ones"....in d**g. :lol: :mrgreen:
Mar 8, 2014 17:57:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out rid... (show quote)
This version is a little cleaner and more politically correct than our Texas version...I will not repeat, publicly. :oops:
Mar 8, 2014 18:00:27 #
slatten49 wrote:
This version is a little cleaner and more politically correct than our Texas version...I will not repeat, publicly. :oops:
Your diplomacy is very much appreciated.
Mar 8, 2014 18:00:59 #
slatten49 wrote:
This version is a little cleaner and more politically correct than our Texas version...I will not repeat, publicly. :oops:
Pheew Amen. :oops: :oops: :oops: :shock:
Mar 8, 2014 18:04:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
I still say your avatar looks like Marlon Brando from "The Wild Ones"....in d**g. :lol: :mrgreen:
I have no idea what you mean about the avatar. :-o :| :) :) 8-)
Mar 8, 2014 18:07:15 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
I have to say that is a real funny one. Thanks for the chuckle.
AuntiE wrote:
A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out rid... (show quote)
Mar 8, 2014 18:07:40 #
AuntiE wrote:
I have no idea what you mean about the avatar. :-o :| :) :) 8-)
You have to be veeeeeeeeerry kareful of these educated folks... :roll: :lol: :lol:
Mar 8, 2014 18:09:33 #
fom wrote:
I have to say that is a real funny one. Thanks for the chuckle.
Food and Saturday amusements are my assignments. :D
Mar 8, 2014 18:16:40 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Well You get an "A"
AuntiE wrote:
Food and Saturday amusements are my assignments. :D
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