PoppaGringo & Slatten
Nov 7, 2017 16:27:43 #
PoppaGringo and Slatten, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day PoppaGringo didn't show up. Slatten didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after PoppaGringo hadn't shown up for a week or so, Slatten really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Slatten didn’t know where Poppagringo lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Slatten figured he had seen the last of Poppagringo,but one day, Slatten approached the park and lo and behold!--there sat PoppaGringo! Slatten was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, “For crying out loud Poppagringo, what in the world happened to you?"
PoppaGringo replied, "I've been in jail.”
"Jail!" cried Slatten. “What in the world for?"
“Well”, PoppaGringosaid, “you know that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?"
"Yeah”, said Slatten, “I remember her. She is a cutie! What about her?”
“Well, the little gold-digging huzzie figured I was rich and she filed rape charges against me; and, at 84 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'."
“The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
One day PoppaGringo didn't show up. Slatten didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after PoppaGringo hadn't shown up for a week or so, Slatten really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Slatten didn’t know where Poppagringo lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Slatten figured he had seen the last of Poppagringo,but one day, Slatten approached the park and lo and behold!--there sat PoppaGringo! Slatten was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, “For crying out loud Poppagringo, what in the world happened to you?"
PoppaGringo replied, "I've been in jail.”
"Jail!" cried Slatten. “What in the world for?"
“Well”, PoppaGringosaid, “you know that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?"
"Yeah”, said Slatten, “I remember her. She is a cutie! What about her?”
“Well, the little gold-digging huzzie figured I was rich and she filed rape charges against me; and, at 84 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'."
“The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
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no propaganda please wrote:
Love it!!!
Those two are always so rowdy.
Nov 7, 2017 16:39:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
PoppaGringo and Slatten, two friends, met in the p... (show quote)
Uh, oh.
I suspect BadBobby is gon'na be upset that you didn't make him the focus of this particular story.
That's okay. Salty is a ladie's man...BB is a married man.
Nov 7, 2017 17:00:40 #
AuntiE wrote:
PoppaGringo and Slatten, two friends, met in the p... (show quote)
:sm23Yep, true story.
Nov 7, 2017 17:15:17 #
Nov 7, 2017 17:17:23 #
slatten49 wrote:
I prefer 'frisky.'
Well, you must remember how the fairer sex relates to things.
Nov 7, 2017 17:26:25 #
Nov 7, 2017 17:39:48 #
AuntiE wrote:
Hmm...as in the cat food?
Are you inferring he is a 'hot cat', cuz he shure nuf ain't catty.
Nov 7, 2017 18:58:15 #
AuntiE wrote:
PoppaGringo and Slatten, two friends, met in the p... (show quote)
AH HA, as suspected - you're a dirty old man PG. NO, I take that back, you're still alive so you can dream.
Nov 7, 2017 19:23:35 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Are you inferring he is a 'hot cat', cuz he shure nuf ain't catty.
I'm pretty sure she was inferring I am a "hot cat," Salty.
Why would she not
Nov 7, 2017 19:26:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
AH HA, as suspected - you're a dirty old man PG. NO, I take that back, you're still alive so you can dream.
Salty has access to that pool from 'Cocoon,' BearK. He has found his fountain of youth.
I've seen him break-dance down on 6th street in Austin, like Don Ameche's character did in the movie. BTW, Aunt Bea.....http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/t-117636-1.html#2200446
Nov 8, 2017 14:10:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
Salty has access to that pool from 'Cocoon,' BearK. He has found his fountain of youth. I've seen him break-dance down on 6th street in Austin, like Don Ameche's character did in the movie.
BTW, Aunt Bea.....http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/t-117636-1.html#2200446
I've seen him break-dance down on 6th street in Austin, like Don Ameche's character did in the movie. BTW, Aunt Bea.....http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/t-117636-1.html#2200446
I have no doubt he can dance, I also have no doubt he can break!
Nov 8, 2017 15:49:15 #
BearK wrote:
I have no doubt he can dance, I also have no doubt he can break!
He has also been known to 'brake'.
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