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BadBobby And The Apples
Nov 6, 2017 11:21:01   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A young slatten49 asked the rich old BadBobby how he made his money.

BadBobby fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, Slat, it was back in 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $9.80."

"After that," BB continued, "I invested the $9.80 into a market stall so I could polish and display a lot more apples. I began making about $50 a month from then on."

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

"Unfortunately," BB the Squid continued, "Much of that has been lost to you dastardly Marines at the poker table."

True story.

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Nov 6, 2017 12:05:37   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
slatten49 wrote:
A young slatten49 asked the rich old BadBobby how he made his money.

BadBobby fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, Slat, it was back in 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $9.80."

"After that," BB continued, "I invested the $9.80 into a market stall so I could polish and display a lot more apples. I began making about $50 a month from then on."

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

"Unfortunately," BB the Squid continued, "Much of that has been lost to you dastardly Marines at the poker table."

True story.
A young slatten49 asked the rich old BadBobby how ... (show quote)



I guess it's back to polishing apples for that durn Squid!

SEMPER FI

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Nov 6, 2017 12:22:42   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
mongo wrote:
I guess it's back to polishing apples for that durn Squid!

SEMPER FI

Yep... unless Mrs. BB has put aside enough to live on, while keeping it out of his reach.

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Nov 6, 2017 12:31:32   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yep... unless Mrs. BB has put aside enough to live on, while keeping it out of his reach.


Well, that would explain why BB receives an allowance.
Smart woman!

SEMPER FI

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Nov 6, 2017 12:42:48   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
mongo wrote:
Well, that would explain why BB receives an allowance.
Smart woman!

SEMPER FI

The man is lucky he doesn't 'receive' an execution.

SEMPER FI, Mongo

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Nov 6, 2017 17:24:49   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
[quote=slatten49]A young slatten49 asked the rich old BadBobby how he made his money.

BadBobby fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, Slat, it was back in 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $9.80."

"After that," BB continued, "I invested the $9.80 into a market stall so I could polish and display a lot more apples. I began making about $50 a month from then on."

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

"Unfortunately," BB the Squid continued, "Much of that has been lost to you dastardly Marines at the poker table."

True story. [/quot

knew you were a dreamer but didn't know you had wishful dreams within your dreaming


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Nov 6, 2017 19:45:00   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
[quote=badbobby][quote=slatten49]A young slatten49 asked the rich old BadBobby how he made his money.

BadBobby fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, Slat, it was back in 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $9.80."

"After that," BB continued, "I invested the $9.80 into a market stall so I could polish and display a lot more apples. I began making about $50 a month from then on."

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

"Unfortunately," BB the Squid continued, "Much of that has been lost to you dastardly Marines at the poker table."

True story. [/quot

knew you were a dreamer but didn't know you had wishful dreams within your dreaming

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So long as I'm a nightmare for you...I'm good.

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Nov 6, 2017 20:05:23   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
I'm having Pizza tonight
all the trimmings
wanna come???

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Nov 6, 2017 20:57:22   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm having Pizza tonight
all the trimmings
wanna come???

Could you fax it on over to me, BB

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Nov 7, 2017 08:30:34   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
An apple , an apple!! Bob's kingdom for another apple.

slatten49 wrote:
A young slatten49 asked the rich old BadBobby how he made his money.

BadBobby fingered his expensive wool vest and said, "Well, Slat, it was back in 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $9.80."

"After that," BB continued, "I invested the $9.80 into a market stall so I could polish and display a lot more apples. I began making about $50 a month from then on."

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

"Unfortunately," BB the Squid continued, "Much of that has been lost to you dastardly Marines at the poker table."

True story.
A young slatten49 asked the rich old BadBobby how ... (show quote)



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