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Jun 13, 2017 12:28:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
You're my toughest critic, BB. 
As a stand up comic Slat
I strongly advise you to reinlist
but who am I to criticize?
Jun 13, 2017 13:31:32 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
As a stand up comic Slat
I strongly advise you to reinlist
but who am I to criticize?
I strongly advise you to reinlist
but who am I to criticize?
BB, I was sitting at my computer desk when I relayed those jokes online.
Re-enlist, at my age
Jun 13, 2017 14:19:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB, I was sitting at my computer desk when I relayed those jokes online.
Re-enlist, at my age
Re-enlist, at my age
methinks you would be a shining example for the young boots
just think of the tales you could tell them
of your culinary feats
Jun 13, 2017 15:33:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
methinks you would be a shining example for the young boots
just think of the tales you could tell them
of your culinary feats
just think of the tales you could tell them
of your culinary feats
Yeah, they'd eat 'um up.
Jun 13, 2017 16:20:15 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, they'd eat 'um up.
you might even slip in a few of those corny jokes you just posted
Jun 13, 2017 16:33:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
you might even slip in a few of those corny jokes you just posted
Forgive me, BB, as I was trying to keep 'em at your level.
Here's one about you, BB...
BadBobby was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
BB replied, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
To which BB replied, "That would be my wife."
Jun 13, 2017 17:20:03 #
slatten49 wrote:
Forgive me, BB, as I was trying to keep 'em at you... (show quote)
now thats a goodun Slat
of course anything about me is good
Jun 13, 2017 17:32:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
now thats a goodun Slat
of course anything about me is good
of course anything about me is good
Okay, Grandpa, here's another for you.....
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Oh, yes, PapPap, it was really wonderful. We didn't see a single asshole, blind bastard, dip-s**t or son of a b***h anywhere we went!"
Jun 13, 2017 18:09:21 #
slatten49 wrote:
Okay, Grandpa, here's another for you..... img sr... (show quote)
Slat I'm deeply ashamed of you
talking like that in front of an innocent lil girl
course I realize that having those words pounded into you in Jarhead boot camp
are extremely hard to divest yourself of
Jun 13, 2017 18:46:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Slat I'm deeply ashamed of you
talking like that in front of an innocent lil girl
course I realize that having those words pounded into you in Jarhead boot camp
are extremely hard to divest yourself of
talking like that in front of an innocent lil girl
course I realize that having those words pounded into you in Jarhead boot camp
are extremely hard to divest yourself of
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
Some old men can still think fast.
Jun 13, 2017 18:50:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large far... (show quote)
why are you retelling my jokes to me??
Jun 13, 2017 19:15:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
why are you retelling my jokes to me??
I figured you may have forgotten them.
Jun 13, 2017 19:30:02 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Harry and Hannah, an old married couple, are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case of death etc. “Honey,” says Barry, turning to his wife with a serious expression, “I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluid, that you will make sure to put an end to it.” “No problem hun,” said Hannah, and she promptly got up, turned off the TV, and poured his beer down the drain.
Jun 13, 2017 19:31:16 #
slatten49 wrote:
I figured you may have forgotten them.
Well Slat I guess that's ok
you seem to be the only one who will talk to me
Do I scare people???
Jun 13, 2017 19:32:10 #
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