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May 16, 2017 15:31:00   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 


Slatten mowed the lawn today, and after doing so sat down and had a cold Diet Dr. Pepper. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

The Sgt. Major walked by and asked him what he was doing, and he said, "Nothing." The reason he said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point he would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally he pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another Diet Dr. Pepper and some more heavy deductive thinking, he came up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though he obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for his conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

Time for another Diet Dr. Pepper and then maybe a nap.

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May 16, 2017 15:35:08   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
AuntiE wrote:


Slatten mowed the lawn today, and after doing so sat down and had a cold Diet Dr. Pepper. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

The Sgt. Major walked by and asked him what he was doing, and he said, "Nothing." The reason he said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point he would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally he pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another Diet Dr. Pepper and some more heavy deductive thinking, he came up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though he obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for his conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

Time for another Diet Dr. Pepper and then maybe a nap.
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May 16, 2017 15:48:21   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
AuntiE wrote:


Slatten mowed the lawn today, and after doing so sat down and had a cold Diet Dr. Pepper. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

The Sgt. Major walked by and asked him what he was doing, and he said, "Nothing." The reason he said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point he would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally he pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another Diet Dr. Pepper and some more heavy deductive thinking, he came up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though he obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for his conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

Time for another Diet Dr. Pepper and then maybe a nap.
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May 16, 2017 15:58:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
True story.


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May 16, 2017 16:01:14   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
True story.




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May 16, 2017 16:25:32   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
AuntiE wrote:


Slatten mowed the lawn today, and after doing so sat down and had a cold Diet Dr. Pepper. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

The Sgt. Major walked by and asked him what he was doing, and he said, "Nothing." The reason he said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point he would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally he pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another Diet Dr. Pepper and some more heavy deductive thinking, he came up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though he obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for his conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

Time for another Diet Dr. Pepper and then maybe a nap.
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May 16, 2017 16:30:55   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Worried for our children wrote:


Heh...heh...heh😀😎😂😄

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May 16, 2017 16:42:41   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Heh...heh...heh😀😎😂😄

I'm left wondering why you don't have another child.

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May 16, 2017 16:47:35   #
bahmer
 
AuntiE wrote:


Slatten mowed the lawn today, and after doing so sat down and had a cold Diet Dr. Pepper. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

The Sgt. Major walked by and asked him what he was doing, and he said, "Nothing." The reason he said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point he would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally he pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another Diet Dr. Pepper and some more heavy deductive thinking, he came up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though he obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for his conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

Time for another Diet Dr. Pepper and then maybe a nap.
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May 16, 2017 16:52:20   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm left wondering why you don't have another child.


ProgenyE was sufficient blessing to the family.

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May 16, 2017 16:57:42   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
ProgenyE was sufficient blessing to the family.

I can go with that...or, perhaps, UncleE's concerns about another kick.

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May 16, 2017 16:58:27   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
AuntiE wrote:
ProgenyE was sufficient blessing to the family.


T***slated

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?

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May 16, 2017 17:01:00   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
T***slated

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?


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May 16, 2017 17:05:19   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
no propaganda please wrote:
T***slated

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?


The hospital had a no return policy.

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May 16, 2017 17:05:58   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
I can go with that...or, perhaps, UncleE's concerns about another kick.


I have never kicked UncleE.

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