Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A greenhorn moved up to Alaska and right away he wanted to be accepted as a Sour Dough-- He asked the locals how to go about claiming the title.. They told him he would have to drink a gallon of corn liquor k**l a Polar bear and make love to an Eskimo woman---- So he drank a gallon of corn liquor and disappeared into the tundra.-- He came back scratched up and bloody with his clothes in shreds and said--"Where's that Eskimo broad you want me to k**l"