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May 11, 2017 23:35:48   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
A greenhorn moved up to Alaska and right away he wanted to be accepted as a Sour Dough-- He asked the locals how to go about claiming the title.. They told him he would have to drink a gallon of corn liquor k**l a Polar bear and make love to an Eskimo woman---- So he drank a gallon of corn liquor and disappeared into the tundra.-- He came back scratched up and bloody with his clothes in shreds and said--"Where's that Eskimo broad you want me to k**l"

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May 11, 2017 23:47:25   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A greenhorn moved up to Alaska and right away he wanted to be accepted as a Sour Dough-- He asked the locals how to go about claiming the title.. They told him he would have to drink a gallon of corn liquor k**l a Polar bear and make love to an Eskimo woman---- So he drank a gallon of corn liquor and disappeared into the tundra.-- He came back scratched up and bloody with his clothes in shreds and said--"Where's that Eskimo broad you want me to k**l"


Thanks for the laugh

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May 12, 2017 00:22:39   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A greenhorn moved up to Alaska and right away he wanted to be accepted as a Sour Dough-- He asked the locals how to go about claiming the title.. They told him he would have to drink a gallon of corn liquor k**l a Polar bear and make love to an Eskimo woman---- So he drank a gallon of corn liquor and disappeared into the tundra.-- He came back scratched up and bloody with his clothes in shreds and said--"Where's that Eskimo broad you want me to k**l"


I have a hard time believing a greenhorn could drink a gallon of corn likker!



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May 12, 2017 03:47:12   #
Mr Bombastic
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A greenhorn moved up to Alaska and right away he wanted to be accepted as a Sour Dough-- He asked the locals how to go about claiming the title.. They told him he would have to drink a gallon of corn liquor k**l a Polar bear and make love to an Eskimo woman---- So he drank a gallon of corn liquor and disappeared into the tundra.-- He came back scratched up and bloody with his clothes in shreds and said--"Where's that Eskimo broad you want me to k**l"



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May 12, 2017 10:06:30   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
BigMike wrote:
I have a hard time believing a greenhorn could drink a gallon of corn likker!



Where did you get the photo of Progressive1?

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May 12, 2017 11:09:00   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
BigMike wrote:
I have a hard time believing a greenhorn could drink a gallon of corn likker!
laughing my head off now


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May 12, 2017 11:21:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A greenhorn moved up to Alaska and right away he wanted to be accepted as a Sour Dough-- He asked the locals how to go about claiming the title.. They told him he would have to drink a gallon of corn liquor k**l a Polar bear and make love to an Eskimo woman---- So he drank a gallon of corn liquor and disappeared into the tundra.-- He came back scratched up and bloody with his clothes in shreds and said--"Where's that Eskimo broad you want me to k**l"


would you say that
the guy was confused?

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May 12, 2017 11:41:55   #
bahmer
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A greenhorn moved up to Alaska and right away he wanted to be accepted as a Sour Dough-- He asked the locals how to go about claiming the title.. They told him he would have to drink a gallon of corn liquor k**l a Polar bear and make love to an Eskimo woman---- So he drank a gallon of corn liquor and disappeared into the tundra.-- He came back scratched up and bloody with his clothes in shreds and said--"Where's that Eskimo broad you want me to k**l"





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May 12, 2017 15:07:57   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
A good laugh 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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May 12, 2017 16:00:34   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Where did you get the photo of Progressive1?


That's Bubba J! He's a deplorable. This would be Prog1:



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May 12, 2017 16:01:35   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
laughing my head off now



A little ambiguity is all the perceptive need.

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May 12, 2017 16:32:13   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
would you say that
the guy was confused?

I would say he was screwed...but, bearly

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May 12, 2017 16:33:34   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A greenhorn moved up to Alaska and right away he wanted to be accepted as a Sour Dough-- He asked the locals how to go about claiming the title.. They told him he would have to drink a gallon of corn liquor k**l a Polar bear and make love to an Eskimo woman---- So he drank a gallon of corn liquor and disappeared into the tundra.-- He came back scratched up and bloody with his clothes in shreds and said--"Where's that Eskimo broad you want me to k**l"


Tell me the t***h, Tom. You were that greenhorn, weren't you

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May 12, 2017 19:37:47   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
BigMike wrote:
That's Bubba J! He's a deplorable. This would be Prog1:


You are right. Those Dunham puppets are great, aren't they? Have you seen the video of how he makes the puppets? Fascinating. Wish I had some talent like that.

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May 12, 2017 19:42:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
You are right. Those Dunham puppets are great, aren't they? Have you seen the video of how he makes the puppets? Fascinating. Wish I had some talent like that.

I still like Walter as the best of the Dunham bunch.

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