Q--Where can men over 80 find younger women who are interested in them?
A--A book store,under fiction

Q---What can a man do if his wife is going through menopause?
A--Keep busy.If you are handy with tools,finish the basement.When you are done,you will have a place to live

Q---Someone told me that menopause was mentioned in the Bible.Is that true ,and if so ,where can it be found?
A--Yes it's true,Matthew 1492,"and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Europe"

Q--How can you increase the heart rate of your 80 year old husband?
A--Tell him you are pregnant

Q--How do you avoid the ugly wrinkles in your face and neck?
A--Remove your glasses

Q--Seriously,what can I do for these wrinkles and crows feet on my face?
A--Go braless,that will usually straiten them out

Q--Why should older folks always use valet parking?
A--Valets don't forget where your car is parked

Q--Is it common for older folks to have short term memory loss?
A--Storing memory is not a problem.Retrieving it is the problem

Q--Do older folks sleep more soundly?
A--Yes,but usually in the afternoon

Q_Where should older folks look for eye glasses?
A--Usually on their forehead

Q--What do Older folks say when they enter antique stores?
A--Oh,I remember these

Smile---it ain't gonna crack your face

Q--Where can men over 80 find younger women who are interested in them?
A--A book store,under fiction

Q---What can a man do if his wife is going through menopause?
A--Keep busy.If you are handy with tools,finish the basement.When you are done,you will have a place to live

Q---Someone told me that menopause was mentioned in the Bible.Is that true ,and if so ,where can it be found?
A--Yes it's true,Matthew 1492,"and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Europe"

Q--How can you increase the heart rate of your 80 year old husband?
A--Tell him you are pregnant

Q--How do you avoid the ugly wrinkles in your face and neck?
A--Remove your glasses

Q--Seriously,what can I do for these wrinkles and crows feet on my face?
A--Go braless,that will usually straiten them out

Q--Why should older folks always use valet parking?
A--Valets don't forget where your car is parked

Q--Is it common for older folks to have short term memory loss?
A--Storing memory is not a problem.Retrieving it is the problem

Q--Do older folks sleep more soundly?
A--Yes,but usually in the afternoon

Q_Where should older folks look for eye glasses?
A--Usually on their forehead

Q--What do Older folks say when they enter antique stores?
A--Oh,I remember these

Smile---it ain't gonna crack your face

Q--Where can men over 80 find younger women who are interested in them?
A--A book store,under fiction

Q---What can a man do if his wife is going through menopause?
A--Keep busy.If you are handy with tools,finish the basement.When you are done,you will have a place to live

Q---Someone told me that menopause was mentioned in the Bible.Is that true ,and if so ,where can it be found?
A--Yes it's true,Matthew 1492,"and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Europe"

Q--How can you increase the heart rate of your 80 year old husband?
A--Tell him you are pregnant

Q--How do you avoid the ugly wrinkles in your face and neck?
A--Remove your glasses

Q--Seriously,what can I do for these wrinkles and crows feet on my face?
A--Go braless,that will usually straiten them out

Q--Why should older folks always use valet parking?
A--Valets don't forget where your car is parked

Q--Is it common for older folks to have short term memory loss?
A--Storing memory is not a problem.Retrieving it is the problem

Q--Do older folks sleep more soundly?
A--Yes,but usually in the afternoon

Q_Where should older folks look for eye glasses?
A--Usually on their forehead

Q--What do Older folks say when they enter antique stores?
A--Oh,I remember these

Smile---it ain't gonna crack your face