badbobby Loc: texas

Q--Where can men over 80 find younger women who are interested in them?
A--A book store,under fiction

Q---What can a man do if his wife is going through menopause?
A--Keep busy.If you are handy with tools,finish the basement.When you are done,you will have a place to live

Q---Someone told me that menopause was mentioned in the Bible.Is that true ,and if so ,where can it be found?
A--Yes it's true,Matthew 1492,"and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Europe"

Q--How can you increase the heart rate of your 80 year old husband?
A--Tell him you are pregnant

Q--How do you avoid the ugly wrinkles in your face and neck?
A--Remove your glasses

Q--Seriously,what can I do for these wrinkles and crows feet on my face?
A--Go braless,that will usually straiten them out

Q--Why should older folks always use valet parking?
A--Valets don't forget where your car is parked

Q--Is it common for older folks to have short term memory loss?
A--Storing memory is not a problem.Retrieving it is the problem

Q--Do older folks sleep more soundly?
A--Yes,but usually in the afternoon

Q_Where should older folks look for eye glasses?
A--Usually on their forehead

Q--What do Older folks say when they enter antique stores?
A--Oh,I remember these

Smile---it ain't gonna crack your face

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

lololol, some of those could getcha in trouble~lololol
Great way to start the day~~

mongo Loc: TEXAS

All good badbobby, thanks for the laugh!

SEMPER FI

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Thanks, BB, for a brief yet wonderful autobiographical summation of your life. I did find it surprising that you wear a bra.

okie don

Good 'un's and sooooo true.😀

badbobby Loc: texas

Your jealousy of the real Navy is showing Slat
pobrecito
thank you very much to the more intelligent responders
(That does not include you Slat)

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Now, that's just hurtful to me, BB.

I'll get over it.

badbobby Loc: texas

of course you will
you are a Marine
and though that's only a small part of the Navy,
it is a part

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

The best part.

badbobby Loc: texas

if you say so

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I do.

badbobby Loc: texas

your privilege
don't however
mean you are correct

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Aaah, but I am, indeed correct. Ask any Marine you know.

badbobby Loc: texas

you are the only one I associate with
and I wonder why

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas