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Sep 21, 2017 00:22:06   #
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You wanted a story, here it is, a Morality Tale
debeda wrote:
I must have no imagination or the punch line is missing.

My favorite Hillary joke is from the 90s. George Bush 1, Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton are in a boat at sea. The boat capsizes and all three are killed. The three of them find themselves standing before God on his throne. God says to George Bush " Who are you my son?:" George Bush says "I'm the former president of the USA" God says "Come, sit on my left side." God then turns to Bill Clinton and asks "Who are you my son?" Bill Clinton replies "I'm Bill Clinton and I'm the current president of the USA." God says "Come, sit on my right side." God turns to Hillary Clinton and asks "Who are you my daughter?" Hillary Clinton replies "I'm Hillary Clinton and you're sitting in my chair!"
I must have no imagination or the punch line is mi... (show quote)


When Hillary meets God, she will do so on her knees. And she will proclaim that Jesus is King of kings, and Lord of lords. Then, she going to be thrown into the Lake of Fire, where she belongs.
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Sep 21, 2017 00:01:41   #
(General Chit-Chat (non-political talk))
English is, quite possibly, the strangest language.
Words with double meanings

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
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Sep 20, 2017 23:40:51   #
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A serious question for those who support abortion.
JW wrote:
What if there is no God? Where do moral standards get their foundation then?

Take two marbles and then two more; if you claim to have three then you don't understand counting. A Christian minister claims cursing is wrong. Mark Twain said one good curse can provide more relief to the soul than hours of prayer and supplication. Who is correct? Aren't they both?


Actually, it was God who claimed cursing is wrong. It's in the Bible.
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Sep 20, 2017 23:03:09   #
(General Chit-Chat (non-political talk))
Who needs such a life?
AuntiE wrote:
Ivanov applied to the Communist Party. The party committee conducts an interview.
"Comrade Ivanov, do you smoke?"
"Yes, I do a little."
"Do you know that comrade Lenin did not smoke and advised other communists not to smoke?"
"If comrade Lenin said so, I shall cease smoking."
"Do you drink?"
"Yes, a little."
"Comrade Lenin strongly condemned drunkenness."
"Then I shall cease drinking."
"Comrade Ivanov, what about women?"
"A little...."
"Do you know that comrade Lenin strongly condemned amoral behavior?"
"If comrade Lenin condemned, I shall not love them any longer."
"Comrade Ivanov, will you be ready to sacrifice your life for the Party?"
"Of course. Who needs such life?"
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Sep 20, 2017 23:02:07   #
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I have been politically active for almost half a century and do not remember such bold-faced and easily disporven lies by the Right
Andy Lynch wrote:
Nearly everyday--especially, of course, from Trump--some Right Wing state or Congressional rep tells a whopper. Fact-checkers are hot to the touch trying to keep up with the mendacity. Why? You can see the spittle-spewing lies about the new proposed healthcare bill. "It covers more people than before." (It does not; 15 million people will lose coverage in five years.) Pre-existing conditions are in. (yes and no: you will have to pay an exorbitant premium to maintain your insurance.) And the beat goes on. How do they think they can get away such BS? The supporters do not research or fact-check and take any attack on the Left as gospel. A Perfect Lie. The lamestream media turns out only fake news. In effect, it is trust your hatred and fear for truth for those on the Right.
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Looks like someone forgot to take their meds again.
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Sep 20, 2017 22:59:15   #
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A serious question for those who support abortion.
JW wrote:
Those things are morally correct within their own contexts/cultures. They are morally incorrect in our context/culture. The whole sense of moral relativism is stated in those two sentences.

The concept of human rights is itself a tenet of our culture. The idea that all humans have rights is neither universal nor is it of longstanding. The first time it ever appeared in an acclaimed document was in the US Declaration of Independence. It's a very new idea.

To understand positions you don't agree with requires that you accept that other people are every bit as certain that their views are right and correct as you are of yours. It doesn't mean you have to accept their standards, only understand that they are proper standards in their minds.
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If someone claims that 2+2=4, and another claims that 2+2=3. One of them is wrong. Same with moral values. Morality comes from God. You can deny it all you like. It won't change the truth.
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Sep 20, 2017 22:53:06   #
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A serious question for those who support abortion.
JW wrote:
What a clever man you are...


What a clueless...man?...you are.
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Sep 20, 2017 22:18:46   #
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Refute This.
Loki wrote:
Nope. You heard wrong. Those bees were naturalized citizens.


Cut the crap! They were illegal alien worker bees. They didn't even have visas. Their queen bee came over here illegally before she gave birth. Damn birther bees!
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Sep 20, 2017 22:12:10   #
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A serious question for those who support abortion.
JW wrote:
Moral relativism doesn't provide a basis for judging other's values. It merely states that a person's decisions are relative to the circumstances within which a person exists. It is an unbiased acknowledgement that different cultures, for example, reach different moral conclusions. It is neither a positive nor negative assessment.

Your comment, "Abortion is murdering an unborn human life," is a culturally biased assessment. Abortion is the termination of pregnancy, period. That statement contains no in-built bias. It is a simple statement of fact. It is relative to nothing. It is the absolute expression of the situation. Murder is a biased judgment. Calling it an unborn human life is equally biased because what constitutes a human life involves far more than just existing.

You used moral relativism as if it defined a deficient morality. That is not part of the definition. It is an expression of moral relativism.
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It's murder. Take a good look at what's being 'terminated', punk!


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Sep 20, 2017 22:08:10   #
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Refute This.
Loki wrote:
Just because they were planted here by that wetback Johnny Appleseed, it doesn't make them legal.


But every apple that exists was born...errr, pollinated here. They're as much citizens as those damned blueberries! And you know it! I also heard that those blueberries were pollinated by bees from Mexico. So there!
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Sep 20, 2017 22:05:34   #
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Another sherriff with some guts.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/09/19/ny-sheriff-tells-deputies-to-ignore-cuomo-s-immigration-order.html
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Sep 20, 2017 21:45:35   #
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A serious question for those who support abortion.
Super Dave wrote:
You might try posting it again. On this thread.

Good luck.


Why bother? They will never admit that every fetus that is murdered would likely have grown up to be a person.
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Sep 20, 2017 21:43:11   #
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FINALLY! Clinton insider to be thrown in jail on Sep. 25
http://thehornnews.com/finally-clinton-insider-thrown-jail-sep-25/
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Sep 20, 2017 21:29:53   #
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A serious question for those who support abortion.
mwdegutis wrote:


No one has even bothered answering my question yet.
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Sep 20, 2017 20:31:15   #
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Surprised by the Rapture
humanator wrote:
I did not jump to conclusions. It is extremely strange to state that you find it odd I created a thread on something I reject. What is every protest about? What a person rejects as unjust, criminal, oppressive, bad policy, sexist, racist, or whatever. This is not an oddity: it is basic. Belief in the Rapture has a negative effect on Christians, my point for writing about it, if you bothered to read.


How does the rapture have a negative effect on Christians?
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