'I can do that'

My Grandmother, a feisty ninety-one and living alone in a small town in Oregon, had a total hip replacement and was house-bound.

Our family, not being nearby, was concerned for her welfare and called Meals on Wheels.

We let the service know how Grandmother didn’t like the idea of being dependent on anyone for anything.

The next day a volunteer phoned Grandmother and cheerfully explained that Meals on Wheels is a service which relies on volunteers to help the elderly and the ill. Would she be interested in it?

There was a reflective pause. "Well, sure," my grandmother said. "If you can't find anyone else to get food to the old people, I guess I can."

BearK is that kind'a lady.

The UNITED NATIONS should be all over this.
Iran won't even turn over the black boxes. And still not a peep out of the U.N.
And your right the Democrats are using this as a Political weapon for the ELECTION.
The don't care about the innocent victims.

I can remember when I got married
I can remember where I got married
I just cain't remember why I got married

the four rings of marriage
engagement,wedding,suffe-ring
and endu-ring

what is a marriage hunt?
where the hunted has to pay for the license

I never knew what happiness was til I got married
then it was too late

They say that marriages are made in heaven
but then,so are thunder and lightning

What's the cure for marriage?
alcohol

What's the difference in marriage and death?
Dead guys are finally free

Getting married,the guy loses his Bacheors Degree
while the lady gets her Masters

In Hollywood marriage is successful if it
outlasts milk

THe process of marriage
finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

Love is blind
Marriage is an eye opener

At first marriage is a perfect fit
but then you need alterations

To keep your marriage happy
if you are wrong admit it
if you are right-shut up

In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens
In the second year the woman speaks and the man listens
then after that,they both speak and the neighbors listen

What is faster at transferring funds than electronic banking?
getting married

There is lot's to be said about marriage
but not in front of the children

Make love,not war
or do both,get marriedI married Miss Right
I just didn't know her first name was always