If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the hospital says Medicare does not provide for nursing home care, what do you do?

You may opt for the little-known Medicare Part G!

The plan gives anyone 70 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet to shoot a worthless politician, after which you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life.

There, you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need:

Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? You’re covered.
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

The best part is this: Because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?

Standard rollout then. That's fine, I'm sure it's a total winner!

Yeah, all those 'process crimes' sure stack up don't they?

So I heard. Oh well, it's their loss after all...

You're absolutely right. It's a shame that doesn't fit the narrative, isn't it?

oh! Now I get it! It's all about #Resistance!

https://1600daily.com/2019/02/22/president-trump-takes-bold-steps-fight-unborn/

What a homicidal fool.

You must be very proud of all the lives you've helped to end before they even had a chance to begin. By the way, how many were your own children?

I say heaven has a wall. Am I to be deemed a 'nobody'?

By the way, if there is no wall, then why are there gates, hm?

Fear for your life and find out.

That's its weakness. Patriotism unites on an internal basis, Nationalism promotes fear of outsiders and makes war far more likely. Much better to be a patriot and forego the hate and fear.

Funny you should say that, this is Elvis typing and JFK is sitting over on the sofa chatting to Marilyn. By the way, MLK Jr. says hi, and Bob Marley is rolling a fat one on the bed. Catcha later...

Oh, Yes! Please! I would Love to see that! What a slo-mo train wreck!

Have to, you say? Then why do they have this?

https://secure.ssa.gov/poms.nsf/lnx/0202409040

Tell me again how it's "THE LAW"...

Add a few zeroes and I might consider it. If you're going to finance evil, you need to go all out, you should know that already. And add in a few pints of blood, your own blood, I might have a use for it.

Heaven is not in hell. It is quite separate and needs a wall so that St. Peter can limit entrance to Heaven to those deserving of its splendors, much akin to 'immigration control', but in a divine setting. Some say that Heaven does not have an actual wall, but is invisible to those not deserving to look upon the face of God, affording much the same function as an actual wall.

Yes, I actually believe there's a hell. It is the existence of hell that affirms the existence of heaven, much like the idea that without evil there could be no good, or without pain there could be no pleasure. Do you not see how the one affirms the existence of the other?

So that's what's 'next'; no doubt you will reply with another flippant remark and God will take yet another note of your inferior character. You are to be pitied for the judgement day does not look kindly on you.