Little-Known Medicare Part G
Feb 24, 2019 19:31:23 #
If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the hospital says Medicare does not provide for nursing home care, what do you do?
You may opt for the little-known Medicare Part G!
The plan gives anyone 70 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet to shoot a worthless politician, after which you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life.
There, you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need:
Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? You’re covered.
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
The best part is this: Because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
You may opt for the little-known Medicare Part G!
The plan gives anyone 70 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet to shoot a worthless politician, after which you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life.
There, you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need:
Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? You’re covered.
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
The best part is this: Because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
Feb 24, 2019 20:00:46 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
If you are an older senior citizen and can no long... (show quote)
Just one bullet? What if you miss?
Feb 24, 2019 20:16:13 #
sisboombaa wrote:
Just one bullet? What if you miss?
Then you get a shorter version of 'part G'.
Feb 24, 2019 20:29:36 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
Then you get a shorter version of 'part G'.
Oh gosh darn it, I knew there would be a catch.
Feb 25, 2019 14:53:34 #
sisboombaa wrote:
Just put the word out that you have a suitcase full of lobbyist money to "distribute". When they line up with their hands out, shoot. You outta be able to get 2 or 3. Just one bullet? What if you miss?
Feb 26, 2019 04:22:42 #
Fit2BTied wrote:
Just put the word out that you have a suitcase full of lobbyist money to "distribute". When they line up with their hands out, shoot. You outta be able to get 2 or 3.
What you say is most likely true.
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