Why not just put Americans in prison when they're born?
Police use catheters, force to collect urine samples
http://rapidcityjournal.com/news/local/police-use-catheters-force-to-collect-urine-samples/article_b23b383c-a1fd-5eec-8f2f-215dd6bc8bdd.html
Man cited in Georgia for eating cheeseburger while driving
http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2015/jan/20/man-cited-georgia-eating-cheeseburger-while-drivin/
Industry: Philadelphia soda tax killing sales, layoffs loom
http://www.toledoblade.com/business/2017/02/22/Industry-Philadelphia-soda-tax-killing-sales-layoffs-loom-Supermarkets-beverage-distributors-say-sales-down-by-30-to-50-percent.html
Michigan man gets $128 ticket for warming car in driveway
http://www.cleveland.com/nation/index.ssf/2017/01/michigan_man_gets_128_ticket_f.html
Trump launches military strike against Syria
http://beatricedailysun.com/news/world/trump-launches-military-strike-against-syria/article_a275eaad-bc56-5d04-ab97-4f8712483d28.html
Man gets $75 after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/12/21/us/tennessee-inmate-wrongly-imprisoned/