no propaganda please wrote:
Both of you, and neither of you. Straight lines in the carpet is an absurd idea, several hours later who can tell? And the grass will even out as it grows, so don't get your undies in a knot. Instead, mow and vacuum well enough that it doesn't look too bad and spend the extra time taking a walk together, or sitting on the porch talking about life and the good times.
You will feel better, and smile more.
SWMBO
Actually, we do. We laugh at ourselves, and each other over this silly stuff.
Why can't everybody just get over themselves, and enjoy what they have to work with?