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Jun 4, 2018 03:59:03 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Why is the wife cutting the grass, don't you have goats?
A renewable energy source, trim and fertilize in one pass, ecologically sound too.
Just don't bend over in front of them.
Jun 4, 2018 05:38:06 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
JFlorio wrote:
Have wife vacuum and mow. Problem solved.
Only if you don't sit on the porch and yell you missed a spot.
Jun 4, 2018 06:12:36 #
Jun 4, 2018 07:03:09 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
My wife hates the way I vacuum the carpet because I don't make the lines perfectly straight.
Then she goes out, and mows the lawn with the lines all higgeldy piggeldy.
The carpet is clean, the grass is mowed, it all looks great from a helicopter.
So, who is right?
Then she goes out, and mows the lawn with the lines all higgeldy piggeldy.
The carpet is clean, the grass is mowed, it all looks great from a helicopter.
So, who is right?
Arch, you and Mrs. B should follow the old adage...'if you want something done right, do it yourself.' Once done, chase each other naked 'round the house.
Jun 4, 2018 08:13:38 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
Arch, you and Mrs. B should follow the old adage...'if you want something done right, do it yourself.' Once done, chase each other naked 'round the house.
Great idea, the chasing part anyhow.
SWMBO
Jun 4, 2018 08:23:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
Great idea, the chasing part anyhow.
SWMBO
SWMBO
"Chasing," of course, meaning at a moderate pace.
One wouldn't want to burn themselves out.
Jun 4, 2018 08:45:13 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
"Chasing," of course, meaning at a moderate pace.
One wouldn't want to burn themselves out.
One wouldn't want to burn themselves out.
At our age, fast chasing is impossible. Chasing a slug is about our speed.
SWMO
Jun 4, 2018 08:59:09 #
Pennylynn wrote:
Buy a Rumba to do the floors and while it works, s... (show quote)
We only have carpet in the bedrooms, and hallway ourselves. The last time I vacuumed, I went to a lot of trouble to make horizontal instead of vertical lines in the hall just to get under her skin.
Jun 4, 2018 09:24:30 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
archie bunker wrote:
My wife hates the way I vacuum the carpet because I don't make the lines perfectly straight.
Then she goes out, and mows the lawn with the lines all higgeldy piggeldy.
The carpet is clean, the grass is mowed, it all looks great from a helicopter.
So, who is right?
Then she goes out, and mows the lawn with the lines all higgeldy piggeldy.
The carpet is clean, the grass is mowed, it all looks great from a helicopter.
So, who is right?
Both. You should mow the carpet and let her vacuum the grass, then you'd both be happy.
Jun 4, 2018 09:41:15 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
lpnmajor wrote:
Both. You should mow the carpet and let her vacuum the grass, then you'd both be happy.
Jun 4, 2018 09:45:45 #
no propaganda please wrote:
At our age, fast chasing is impossible. Chasing a slug is about our speed.
SWMO
SWMO
You got so excited that you lost your "B".
Jun 4, 2018 09:52:24 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
moldyoldy wrote:
You got so excited that you lost your "B".
Glad you found it.
SWMBO
Jun 4, 2018 11:49:48 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
no propaganda please wrote:
At our age, fast chasing is impossible. Chasing a slug is about our speed.
SWMO
SWMO
I’m visualizing two turtles, both for speed and form (round) , for me and mine!
Jun 4, 2018 12:16:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
TexaCan wrote:
I’m visualizing two turtles, both for speed and form (round) , for me and mine!
You're not suggesting that the two of you are just shells of your former selves, are you
Jun 4, 2018 13:32:23 #
archie bunker wrote:
My wife hates the way I vacuum the carpet because I don't make the lines perfectly straight.
Then she goes out, and mows the lawn with the lines all higgeldy piggeldy.
The carpet is clean, the grass is mowed, it all looks great from a helicopter.
So, who is right?
Then she goes out, and mows the lawn with the lines all higgeldy piggeldy.
The carpet is clean, the grass is mowed, it all looks great from a helicopter.
So, who is right?
Arch
if you insist that you are right
be sure there is room in the dog's house for two
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