The Special Barbie Doll
Sep 4, 2017 14:03:19 #
The Special Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: "how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"
The salesperson returns: "which one do you mean, Sir?
We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $199.95."
The amazed father asks: "how much?! Why is the divorced Barbie $199.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir, the other Barbies only come with an outfit. Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's best friends."
One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: "how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"
The salesperson returns: "which one do you mean, Sir?
We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $199.95."
The amazed father asks: "how much?! Why is the divorced Barbie $199.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir, the other Barbies only come with an outfit. Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's best friends."
Sep 4, 2017 14:40:14 #
Sep 4, 2017 14:56:45 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
The Special Barbie Doll br br One day a father ge... (show quote)
In all likelihood, Ken is now better off than his ex-best friend. 
Sep 5, 2017 14:12:02 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
The Special Barbie Doll br br One day a father ge... (show quote)
Now for a Jarhead
that there is a funny
you may have the front seat Papi
until someone tells a better one
Sep 5, 2017 14:17:03 #
It seems to me that there are waaaay too many Barbie "personalities" for me to have kept-up with. Ken's better off being by himself, now. Barbie needs mental help. She's a schizo with multiple personality disorder.
Just saying ...
Just saying ...
Sep 5, 2017 14:19:02 #
alabuck wrote:
It seems to me that there are waaaay too many Barbie "personalities" for me to have kept-up with. Ken's better off being by himself, now. Barbie needs mental help. She's a schizo with multiple personality disorder.
Just saying ...
Just saying ...
Barbie would make a pretty good Marine
Sep 5, 2017 14:27:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Barbie would make a pretty good Marine
Barbie would'a made a pretty good Cinderella liberty for a Marine.
Sep 5, 2017 14:54:17 #
badbobby wrote:
Barbie would make a pretty good Marine
She could probably fit in with all our other pretty Marines.
Sep 5, 2017 17:29:01 #
slatten49 wrote:
Barbie would'a made a pretty good Cinderella liberty for a Marine.
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Only until you awoke and sobered-up. Then, it would be one of those WTF moments! And, not in a good sense, either!
(Remember, she's made out of plastic.). Just saying ......
Sep 5, 2017 17:33:42 #
Sep 5, 2017 20:35:01 #
alabuck wrote:
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Only until you awoke and sobered-up. Then, it would be one of those WTF moments! And, not in a good sense, either!
(Remember, she's made out of plastic.). Just saying ......
Only until you awoke and sobered-up. Then, it would be one of those WTF moments! And, not in a good sense, either!
(Remember, she's made out of plastic.). Just saying ......
he wouldn't know the difference
Sep 5, 2017 20:46:46 #
badbobby wrote:
he wouldn't know the difference
Of course, he would. He would never take your plaything from you.
Sep 5, 2017 21:03:34 #
Sep 5, 2017 21:12:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
[quote=badbobby]
The Sgt. Major is not too happy with you right now, BB, as she is not a Barbie Doll.
If I were you, I would lay low for a good while.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Of course, he wouldn't He likes plastic
The Sgt. Major is not too happy with you right now, BB, as she is not a Barbie Doll.
If I were you, I would lay low for a good while.
Sep 5, 2017 21:14:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
The Sgt. Major is not too happy with you right now, BB, as she is not a Barbie Doll.
If I were you, I would lay low for a good while.
If I were you, I would lay low for a good while.
A looong good while.
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