Kinda brings a tear to your eye.
Only thing wrong, not enough ice cream!
jer48 wrote:
have some ice cream
What a waste of good ice cream. Got any old razor blades?
Kevyn wrote:
No, for all practical purposes Christ was the worlds first progressive socialist.
I know I am going to regret asking, but, How did you arrive at that deduction???
cold iron wrote:
Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My 8-year-old grandson asked
if he could say grace.
As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food
and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert.
And liberty, peace & justice for all. Amen!
Along with the laughter and nodding of heads from the other customers
nearby, I heard a woman at the next table remark, "That's what's wrong with this
country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why -- I
never!"
Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears & asked me, "Did I do it wrong
Grandpa? Is God mad at me?
After I assured him that he had done a terrific job & that God was certainly
not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.
He winked at my grandson & said, "I happen to know that God thought that was
a great prayer.
"Really?" my grandson asked.
"Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added
(indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad
she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is sometimes good for
the soul.
Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal. My
grandson stared at his ice cream for a moment, & then he did something I
will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and, without a word,
walked over & placed it in front of the woman.
With a big smile he looked her in the eye and told her, "Here ma'am, this is for you,
you grouchy old bitch. Shove it up your ass and cool off!"
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it!
Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant... (
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Did you instruct him as to what to say to her??? LOLOL VERY FUNNY!!!
Bevos wrote:
I know I am going to regret asking, but, How did you arrive at that deduction???
He read it in politicususa...........BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yep, that just goes to show you that liberals, progressives, and Democrats, like tdsrnest's ilk, believe it is wrong to tell the truth, as the grandson did when he voluntarily gave the old lady his icecream sundae that he had prayed to GOD for, that the other elderly gentleman had said she also needed from GOD, which explains all the boldfaced lies that tdsrnest and his kind have told the American people. This proves that lying is the Democratic way!
tdsrnest wrote:
Yup two wrongs makes a right that's the republican way.
You'd have to know Jesus, in order to know what He means, and that leaves you out from knowing what He means.
Kevyn wrote:
I guess the little snot passed on the word of Christ in a way but I doubt that is what Jesus meant when he told us to "turn the other cheek"
Another liberal, progressive, Democrat lie!
Jesus was the first great conservative, trying to get people to return to the old ways and beliefs of His Father, and repent, for the kingdom of GOD was nigh. But being the liberals, progressives, and future Democrats, they chose to stay on their path to change their lives in the direction away from GOD, by accepting homosexuality as a normal way of life, claiming that GOD created abominations, killing their unwanted children immediately upon their leaving their mother's womb, by crushing their heads with a large flat rock on a stone table, similar to the same results of a partial birth abortion, and enslaving people with government entitlements, instead of helping them to live on their own resources, and the list could go on for much longer, but it is essentially the liberal progressive socialist life.
The Apostles taught us what Jesus had taught them, that a man must work for his sustenance, and why they refused what was offered them by those who they were teaching, until they had done enough physical work to have earn what was being offered them. This is shown by every Apostle in the 'Acts of the Apostles', something that is quite obvious that you have never read, and that someone has indoctrinated you with lies, like the people of 'Sodom & Gomorrah' were also indoctrinated with, which cost them their lives and souls.
Kevyn wrote:
No, for all practical purposes Christ was the worlds first progressive socialist.
cold iron wrote:
Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My 8-year-old grandson asked
if he could say grace.
As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food
and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert.
And liberty, peace & justice for all. Amen!
Along with the laughter and nodding of heads from the other customers
nearby, I heard a woman at the next table remark, "That's what's wrong with this
country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why -- I
never!"
Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears & asked me, "Did I do it wrong
Grandpa? Is God mad at me?
After I assured him that he had done a terrific job & that God was certainly
not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.
He winked at my grandson & said, "I happen to know that God thought that was
a great prayer.
"Really?" my grandson asked.
"Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added
(indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad
she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is sometimes good for
the soul.
Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal. My
grandson stared at his ice cream for a moment, & then he did something I
will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and, without a word,
walked over & placed it in front of the woman.
With a big smile he looked her in the eye and told her, "Here ma'am, this is for you,
you grouchy old bitch. Shove it up your ass and cool off!"
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it!
Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant... (
show quote)
Sounds like something my grandson would have pulled when he was eight. How funny!
cold iron wrote:
Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My 8-year-old grandson asked
if he could say grace.
As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food
and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert.
And liberty, peace & justice for all. Amen!
Along with the laughter and nodding of heads from the other customers
nearby, I heard a woman at the next table remark, "That's what's wrong with this
country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why -- I
never!"
Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears & asked me, "Did I do it wrong
Grandpa? Is God mad at me?
After I assured him that he had done a terrific job & that God was certainly
not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.
He winked at my grandson & said, "I happen to know that God thought that was
a great prayer.
"Really?" my grandson asked.
"Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added
(indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad
she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is sometimes good for
the soul.
Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal. My
grandson stared at his ice cream for a moment, & then he did something I
will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and, without a word,
walked over & placed it in front of the woman.
With a big smile he looked her in the eye and told her, "Here ma'am, this is for you,
you grouchy old bitch. Shove it up your ass and cool off!"
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it!
Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant... (
show quote)
I wasn't ready for the one. I laughed out loud. Good one. Thanks.
Semper Fi
Kevyn wrote:
No, for all practical purposes Christ was the worlds first progressive socialist.
Can't say as I respond to you much Kev....but what are You? Freakin crazy. Christ was a progressive socialist????? Good grief!!
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