For several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman
Then one night she confided in him that she was pregnant
Not wanting to ruin his marriage,he told her he would pay her a large amount of money
if she would return to Italy and have the child
Furthermore he would provide child support until the child was 18
The lady agreed,but then asked how he would know when the child was born
To keep it discreet,he told her to send him a post card with the message"spagetti"
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin
About 9 months later,he came home to find his wife confused
She said'Honey ,you got the strangest post card in the mail today"
The man just said, "Okay,give it to me and I will explain later
The wife gave him the card and watched in amazement as her husband turned a sickly green and fainted
On the post card was this message
Spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti
three with meatballs
two without
need more sauce!!!
badbobby wrote:
For several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman
Then one night she confided in him that she was pregnant
Not wanting to ruin his marriage,he told her he would pay her a large amount of money
if she would return to Italy and have the child
Furthermore he would provide child support until the child was 18
The lady agreed,but then asked how he would know when the child was born
To keep it discreet,he told her to send him a post card with the message"spagetti"
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin
About 9 months later,he came home to find his wife confused
She said'Honey ,you got the strangest post card in the mail today"
The man just said, "Okay,give it to me and I will explain later
The wife gave him the card and watched in amazement as her husband turned a sickly green and fainted
On the post card was this message
Spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti
three with meatballs
two without
need more sauce!!!
For several years a man was having an affair with ... (
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Is 'spagetti' code for spaghetti?
A graduate of Anapolis, perhaps
slatten49 wrote:
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why are you so cruel to the only admirer you have on OPP???
I spelled it the way I received it
so there!!!
badbobby wrote:
why are you so cruel to the only admirer you have on OPP???
I spelled it the way I received it
so there!!!
Really, you admire me
I'm sorry and so ashamed, BB.
Your being a Squid elicits an automatic Jarhead reaction.
I'll strive to do better...but, no promises.
(You received the story from another Squid, right
)
slatten49 wrote:
Really, you admire me
I'm sorry and so ashamed, BB.
Your being a Squid elicits an automatic Jarhead reaction.
I'll strive to do better...but, no promises.
(You received the story from another Squid, right
)
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yes Slat
I know that cynicism was instilled into your very being while in Jarhead boot camp
but you've been out awhile
you should have managed to shrug off just a little bit of Jarhead BS by now
slatten49 wrote:
Really, you admire me
I'm sorry and so ashamed, BB.
Your being a Squid elicits an automatic Jarhead reaction.
I'll strive to do better...but, no promises.
(You received the story from another Squid, right
)
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mayhaps
I went overboard on the admire you stuff???
What would you two boys do if you didn't have each other to pick on!
Back yard squabbles, but let an outsider start picking on just one of you -
You team up, and there it goes - World War III.
It's fun to follow you, don't change.
badbobby wrote:
all true Bear
but he is so easy
It's not pretty being easy.
slatten49 wrote:
It's not pretty being easy.
it ain't easy being pretty
how do you manage?
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