For several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman
Then one night she confided in him that she was pregnant
Not wanting to ruin his marriage,he told her he would pay her a large amount of money
if she would return to Italy and have the child
Furthermore he would provide child support until the child was 18
The lady agreed,but then asked how he would know when the child was born
To keep it discreet,he told her to send him a post card with the message"spagetti"
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin
About 9 months later,he came home to find his wife confused
She said'Honey ,you got the strangest post card in the mail today"
The man just said, "Okay,give it to me and I will explain later
The wife gave him the card and watched in amazement as her husband turned a sickly green and fainted
On the post card was this message

Spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti
three with meatballs
two without
need more sauce!!!

For several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman
Then one night she confided in him that she was pregnant
Not wanting to ruin his marriage,he told her he would pay her a large amount of money
if she would return to Italy and have the child
Furthermore he would provide child support until the child was 18
The lady agreed,but then asked how he would know when the child was born
To keep it discreet,he told her to send him a post card with the message"spagetti"
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin
About 9 months later,he came home to find his wife confused
She said'Honey ,you got the strangest post card in the mail today"
The man just said, "Okay,give it to me and I will explain later
The wife gave him the card and watched in amazement as her husband turned a sickly green and fainted
On the post card was this message

Spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti
three with meatballs
two without
need more sauce!!!