The Dutchman wrote:
This old cowboy was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, my love," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," He said said, "I want you to marry a liberal dumbohcrap."
"But I thought you hated liberal dumbohcrap's," she said..
With his last breath He said, "I do!"