This old cowboy: This old cowboy was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, my love," his wife said softly. "Six months after I...

The Dutchman

This old cowboy was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, my love," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," He said said, "I want you to marry a liberal dumbohcrap."
"But I thought you hated liberal dumbohcrap's," she said..
With his last breath He said, "I do!"

Brian Devon

The Dutchman wrote:

This old cowboy was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, my love," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," He said said, "I want you to marry a liberal dumbohcrap."
"But I thought you hated liberal dumbohcrap's," she said..
With his last breath He said, "I do!"

This why you don't see conservative comedians on TV...

The Dutchman

Brian Devon wrote:

This why you don't see conservative comedians on TV...

And just what does this have to do with the humor posted other than there are no queer conservative comedians that I know of, that is unless of course you consider yourself one?

Brian Devon

The Dutchman wrote:

And just what does this have to do with the humor posted other than there are no queer conservative comedians that I know of, that is unless of course you consider yourself one?

You can always tell when wing-nuts have lost the argument; they play the gay card or the commie card. I suppose that's an improvement from the old days when the first cards they played were the race card, or the Jew card. Who says the right wing is not evolving?

The Dutchman

The Dutchman wrote:
And just what does this have to do with the humor posted other than there are no queer conservative comedians that I know of, that is unless of course you consider yourself one?

Brian Devon wrote:

You can always tell when wing-nuts have lost the argument; they play the gay card or the commie card. I suppose that's an improvement from the old days when the first cards they played were the race card, or the Jew card. Who says the right wing is not evolving?

Just another mindless rant from a far left radical wing nut that is at a total loss for an intelligent answer. I can;t understand why I or anyone else even bothers to reply to these morons. I must just be board!

rumitoid

The Dutchman wrote:

This old cowboy was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, my love," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," He said said, "I want you to marry a liberal dumbohcrap."
"But I thought you hated liberal dumbohcrap's," she said..
With his last breath He said, "I do!"

Moral: he did not like his wife?

The Dutchman

The Dutchman wrote:
This old cowboy was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, my love," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," He said said, "I want you to marry a liberal dumbohcrap."
"But I thought you hated liberal dumbohcrap's," she said..
With his last breath He said, "I do!"

rumitoid wrote:

Moral: he did not like his wife?

Obviously, why else woud he want her to marry a total waste of humanity?

Retired669

Brian Devon wrote:

This why you don't see conservative comedians on TV...

True... :thumbup: Plus you have to have talent to be funny which leaves the cons on this planet outside looking in. :mrgreen:

stan3186

Retired669 wrote:

True... :thumbup: Plus you have to have talent to be funny which leaves the cons on this planet outside looking in. :mrgreen:

I thought was funny.

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

rumitoid wrote:

Moral: he did not like his wife?

right, but Brian didn't understand that

olsoljer Loc: ARIZONA

Brian Devon wrote:

You can always tell when wing-nuts have lost the argument; they play the gay card or the commie card. I suppose that's an improvement from the old days when the first cards they played were the race card, or the Jew card. Who says the right wing is not evolving?

Unlike you of course who NEVER injects race, religion, sexual identity or claims to speak for the Jewish people. Looks like moonbeam kinda popped your bubble there, must be devastating having a Jewish female on site now who totally destroys your pretensions to representation and intellect. :XD:

Frank Hampton

The point this old cowboy was trying to make . was His wife had made hem miserably unhappy all those years and he wanted to pass that on to a Liberal. One hell of an old cowboy.

The Dutchman

The Dutchman wrote:
And just what does this have to do with the humor posted other than there are no queer conservative comedians that I know of, that is unless of course you consider yourself one?

[quote=Brian Devon spewed: Just more of it's mindless rambling because it doesn't have the mental capacity to come up with an intelligent response[/quote]

The Dutchman

Brian Devon wrote:
You can always tell when wing-nuts have lost the argument; they play the gay card or the commie card. I suppose that's an improvement from the old days when the first cards they played were the race card, or the Jew card. Who says the right wing is not evolving?

olsoljer wrote:

Unlike you of course who NEVER injects race, religion, sexual identity or claims to speak for the Jewish people. Looks like moonbeam kinda popped your bubble there, must be devastating having a Jewish female on site now who totally destroys your pretensions to representation and intellect. :XD:

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

The Dutchman wrote:

This old cowboy was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, my love," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," He said said, "I want you to marry a liberal dumbohcrap."
"But I thought you hated liberal dumbohcrap's," she said..
With his last breath He said, "I do!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: