Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

You're very sweet and for being such a nice lady, I have decided to tell you another joke:

Sausage

Paddy and Sean are planning to go out on St Patricks Day, but only have 50 cents between them.

Paddy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents from Sean, goes to a butchers and buys a sausage.

Sean is really upset at first that Paddy spent their last money on a sausage, but Paddy explains:

"We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it"

So, they go into the first pub and do exactly as Paddy suggested. The barmaid is disgusted by the sight and kicks them out, forgetting to make them pay for their drinks.

Paddy says: "See, it works, we didn't pay did we?"

As Paddy's plan seems to be working they carry on doing it...

In the 12th pub, both are quite drunk by now, Sean isn't looking too good. They have just finished their pints...

Sean: "I can't do this anymore Paddy, my bloody knees are hurting pretty badly...!"

Paddy: "No worries... I lost that bloody sausage in the third pub!"

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

"Five pounds an inch," a woman replies. "Why? What are you selling?"

"A ten-foot ladder," said Mick before slamming the phone down

Ms Murphy
~~~~~~~
A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass.

He says: “So what’s bothering you?”

She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”

The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last requests?”

"Certainly father," she replied. “He said: “Please Mary, put down that damn gun.”
~~~~~

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.

He says: "Have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"


Taaaa daaaah

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Egads!!!!!!!!



Thank You for very nice compliment.. ☘️🍀

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

I loved watching this<~

http://youtu.be/h6NWqodAA34

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

As well as ~~

http://youtu.be/HgGAzBDE454


Dance so invigorating and an allowance of self freedom in expression..


http://youtu.be/xmTiA2CB5SM

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Very nice. Now try that in high heels!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

I love all music and Fred Astaire and Ginger Rodgers justttt Wow!!

http://youtu.be/M1F0lBnsnkE

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

The Dubliners - Whiskey in the Jar (best version!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlWTASnnft4
The Fields of Athenry ( lyrics )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr1rzSSMsac
Danny Boy Ireland

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jgma--0WYU
The Dubliners - Roddy McCorley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkknyuEE498
Sharon Shannon & Mundy - The Galway Girl [Audio Stream]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1G6K4K4R8U
The Pogues - Dirty Old Town

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s11BuatTuXk
The Irish Rover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHDX9qb2-BQ
Wolfe Tones Joe Mcdonnell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cwM1JNEEpI

The Fureys- When You Were Sweet Sixteen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z265BuKCQrc
Luke Kelly The Foggy Dew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35CBWwy98nc
The Wailin' Jennys - The Parting Glass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4egb2gpIg4
The Dubliners-Rocky Road to Dublin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxBKgOyMzSc
Derek Ryan - The Ferryman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD0PA4nhZBo
"Wild Mountain Thyme" ~ Don Williams & The Chieftains (with lyrics)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOiIVw0xRDk

From our dear friend Brian for everyone...

Some great tunes!!!🌈💌❤️

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

No snakes in Ireland & the British Isles? Did you never check the Labor Party/