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Mar 17, 2017 09:23:58   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
slatten49 wrote:
I like simple.

Good morning, Dear Lady.


Good morning, and let's face it - simple says it like it is without flowery words to try confuse.

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Mar 17, 2017 10:36:56   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I like simple.

Good morning, Dear Lady.



only because you are

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Mar 17, 2017 11:00:58   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
badbobby wrote:
only because you are


Hey, BB, I like simple too rather than the convoluted way politicians like to twist them. Either it's as said, or trying the speaker is trying to obfuscate.

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Mar 17, 2017 11:25:50   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
BearK wrote:
Hey, BB, I like simple too rather than the convoluted way politicians like to twist them. Either it's as said, or trying the speaker is trying to obfuscate.



as Will Rogers once said bear
"The more you observe politics,the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other"
and Bear,You my dear lady,are far from sinple

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Mar 17, 2017 12:48:29   #
Big dog
 
BearK wrote:
I was up all night wondering where the sun went
Then it dawned on me

Why does moon rock taste better thn Earth rock?
It's a little meteor.

After his first meal on the moon, the astronaut said,
"the food was good, but it lacked atmosphere."

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.

Black holes are most commonly found in black sock.

Why didn't the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius.

What kind of songs do planets like to sing?
Nep-tunes

When do astronauts have lunch?
At launch time.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full.

If athletes get Athlete foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
I was up all night wondering where the sun went br... (show quote)


Awwwwrrrrrrgh

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Mar 17, 2017 12:50:00   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
badbobby wrote:
as Will Rogers once said bear
"The more you observe politics,the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other"
and Bear,You my dear lady,are far from sinple


I had printed out a paper one time, just ran across it again this AM, and it is RIGHT ON THE MARK.

"America is run by a giant political machine. The infernal mechanism has been built up over the last two centuries using fragments of traditional political machinery (nepotism, influence peddling, hereditary power (probably inbred nuts), fear, THE DIVINE RIGHT OF RULERS (in this case the ELITES)."

The Constitution made no provision for PARTIES and (no doubt) with good reason, as all they do is pretend they are looking out for you, when they are feathering each others nests.

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Mar 17, 2017 12:58:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
BearK wrote:
I had printed out a paper one time, just ran across it again this AM, and it is RIGHT ON THE MARK.

"America is run by a giant political machine. The infernal mechanism has been built up over the last two centuries using fragments of traditional political machinery (nepotism, influence peddling, hereditary power (probably inbred nuts), fear, THE DIVINE RIGHT OF RULERS (in this case the ELITES)."

The Constitution made no provision for PARTIES and (no doubt) with good reason, as all they do is pretend they are looking out for you, when they are feathering each others nests.
I had printed out a paper one time, just ran acros... (show quote)



I'll buy that one

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Mar 17, 2017 13:03:04   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
I was just wondering how did we go from "Groaners' to politics, but then I realized - there's no difference.

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Mar 17, 2017 13:07:49   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
BearK wrote:
I was just wondering how did we go from "Groaners' to politics, but then I realized - there's no difference.



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Mar 17, 2017 13:10:34   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
BearK wrote:
I was just wondering how did we go from "Groaners' to politics, but then I realized - there's no difference.

yes there is bear
politics are a bigger groaner

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Mar 17, 2017 13:37:37   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
badbobby wrote:
yes there is bear
politics are a bigger groaner


YA! I am afraid we will feel it in the pocketbook, sooner rather than later. I think Trump is trying, but how does a billionaire relate to middle income, and he has a Congress that feels we're just here for their convenience or inconvenience - depending on the noise we make.

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