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Mar 16, 2017 13:12:50   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
I was up all night wondering where the sun went
Then it dawned on me

Why does moon rock taste better thn Earth rock?
It's a little meteor.

After his first meal on the moon, the astronaut said,
"the food was good, but it lacked atmosphere."

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.

Black holes are most commonly found in black sock.

Why didn't the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius.

What kind of songs do planets like to sing?
Nep-tunes

When do astronauts have lunch?
At launch time.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full.

If athletes get Athlete foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

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Mar 16, 2017 14:13:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BearK wrote:
I was up all night wondering where the sun went
Then it dawned on me

Why does moon rock taste better thn Earth rock?
It's a little meteor.

After his first meal on the moon, the astronaut said,
"the food was good, but it lacked atmosphere."

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.

Black holes are most commonly found in black sock.

Why didn't the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius.

What kind of songs do planets like to sing?
Nep-tunes

When do astronauts have lunch?
At launch time.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full.

If athletes get Athlete foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
I was up all night wondering where the sun went br... (show quote)


Groaners, indeed But, I loved 'em.

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Mar 16, 2017 15:22:19   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
BearK wrote:
I was up all night wondering where the sun went
Then it dawned on me

Why does moon rock taste better thn Earth rock?
It's a little meteor.

After his first meal on the moon, the astronaut said,
"the food was good, but it lacked atmosphere."

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.

Black holes are most commonly found in black sock.

Why didn't the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius.

What kind of songs do planets like to sing?
Nep-tunes

When do astronauts have lunch?
At launch time.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full.

If athletes get Athlete foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
I was up all night wondering where the sun went br... (show quote)


great groaners Bear
also great to see you

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Mar 16, 2017 17:59:57   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Thanks you two. I can always depend on both of you.

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Mar 16, 2017 18:05:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BearK wrote:
Thanks you two. I can always depend on both of you.


Your "groaners" beat my best shots at humor, BearK.

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Mar 16, 2017 18:12:23   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
FINALLY, FINALLY - I am staring to work on the last packed boxes. Since we had packers, going through the boxes is sort like Christmas - you really don't know what you may find.
This moving, and needing work done, not only wears you out - it breaks your pocketbook.

I do have to say, it will be really nice here once we're finished with workmen, the sun shines, and the weather warms up. It's coming! Praise the Lord.

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Mar 16, 2017 19:40:49   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Your "groaners" beat my best shots at humor, BearK.



that's because you do not have a sense of humor
otherwise you would laugh at my jokes

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Mar 16, 2017 19:50:21   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
that's because you do not have a sense of humor
otherwise you would laugh at my jokes

Does it not count that I laugh at you

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Mar 16, 2017 20:55:33   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Does it not count that I laugh at you


no
does it count if I laugh at you?

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Mar 16, 2017 20:59:45   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
no
does it count if I laugh at you?


As long as you're laughing with me.

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Mar 16, 2017 21:03:55   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BearK wrote:
FINALLY, FINALLY - I am staring to work on the last packed boxes. Since we had packers, going through the boxes is sort like Christmas - you really don't know what you may find.
This moving, and needing work done, not only wears you out - it breaks your pocketbook.

I do have to say, it will be really nice here once we're finished with workmen, the sun shines, and the weather warms up. It's coming! Praise the Lord.


That's sort'a what Forrest Gump said, isn't it, BearK Life and moving are like boxes of chocolates. You never know what you're gon'na get until you open 'em up.

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Mar 16, 2017 21:07:21   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
As long as you're laughing with me.


I shall endeavor to keep laughing at you
I mean with you

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Mar 16, 2017 21:11:27   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I shall endeavor to keep laughing at you
I mean with you


I know what you meant. Dang Squid

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Mar 17, 2017 08:02:12   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
slatten49 wrote:
That's sort'a what Forrest Gump said, isn't it, BearK Life and moving are like boxes of chocolates. You never know what you're gon'na get until you open 'em up.


His simple philosophy had a way of telling it how it is.

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Mar 17, 2017 08:25:48   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BearK wrote:
His simple philosophy had a way of telling it how it is.


I like simple.

Good morning, Dear Lady.

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