Poppa gringo bought a chicken farm,located on a quiet rural roadway.

As time went by,the traffic slowly increased and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over at a rate of ten or twelve a week
Poppa called the local police chief and complained;"You gotta do somethin about my chickens being run over by the fast traffic at my place.Put up a sign or somethin!"

So the police put up a sign just in front of Poppas chicken farm.The sign read "School Crossing,slow down"
But two days later Poppa was on the phone again"These crazy drivers have just increased their speed.You must do something to slow them down"
So the police put up a new sign that read"Slow,children at play".But the cars just got faster and faster and more and more of Poppa's chickens were run over.
Desperate,Poppa took down the city's signs and put up one of his own.

A week later the police chief checked with Poppa"SO,how are the signs doin Poppa?'
Poppa said"Those signs didn't help at all chief,so I took them down and put up my own sign,and I haven't had a chicken run over since.
The police chief was curious and thought"well,if that works here,maybe we can use that sign at another trouble spot,to slow the traffic down".
So he drove out to look at the sign that poppa had put up.

Here's what the sign read

you ready?


"Nudist colony,slow down and look at the chicks"