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Poppa Gringos road sign
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Oct 5, 2016 11:10:33   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Poppa gringo bought a chicken farm,located on a quiet rural roadway.

As time went by,the traffic slowly increased and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over at a rate of ten or twelve a week
Poppa called the local police chief and complained;"You gotta do somethin about my chickens being run over by the fast traffic at my place.Put up a sign or somethin!"

So the police put up a sign just in front of Poppas chicken farm.The sign read "School Crossing,slow down"
But two days later Poppa was on the phone again"These crazy drivers have just increased their speed.You must do something to slow them down"
So the police put up a new sign that read"Slow,children at play".But the cars just got faster and faster and more and more of Poppa's chickens were run over.
Desperate,Poppa took down the city's signs and put up one of his own.

A week later the police chief checked with Poppa"SO,how are the signs doin Poppa?'
Poppa said"Those signs didn't help at all chief,so I took them down and put up my own sign,and I haven't had a chicken run over since.
The police chief was curious and thought"well,if that works here,maybe we can use that sign at another trouble spot,to slow the traffic down".
So he drove out to look at the sign that poppa had put up.

Here's what the sign read

you ready?


"Nudist colony,slow down and look at the chicks"

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Oct 5, 2016 11:12:49   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Whatever works

Adapt, improvise....overcome.

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Oct 5, 2016 11:31:03   #
Big dog
 
slatten49 wrote:
Whatever works

Adapt, improvise....overcome.


Pappa Gringo is one smart farmer !

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Oct 5, 2016 11:49:12   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Big dog wrote:
Pappa Gringo is one smart farmer !



nah
he's just an old Jarhead
a dastardly one

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Oct 5, 2016 11:51:00   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Whatever works

Adapt, improvise....overcome.



I must admit
Papi showed more ability
than I thought he could

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Oct 5, 2016 12:12:00   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I must admit
Papi showed more ability
than I thought he could

His idea for a chicken farm came from a fascination with breasts, legs and thighs.

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Oct 5, 2016 13:34:19   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
His idea for a chicken farm came from a fascination with breasts, legs and thighs.



not that there's anything wrong with that

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Oct 5, 2016 13:38:47   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
slatten49 wrote:
His idea for a chicken farm came from a fascination with breasts, legs and thighs.


Geeez! First I found out I was a Lesbian and now it seems I'm a chicken farmer as well.

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Oct 5, 2016 14:00:44   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
pafret wrote:
Geeez! First I found out I was a Lesbian and now it seems I'm a chicken farmer as well.


you are being offered many opportunities

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Oct 5, 2016 19:05:49   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you are being offered many opportunities

What is that old saying, BB...you should know...."opportunity only knocks once "

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Oct 5, 2016 19:18:52   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
nah
he's just an old Jarhead
a dastardly one


Yeah, but he was wise enough to save his chickens, something the retired Swabbie, now the police chief was unable to do.

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Oct 5, 2016 19:20:00   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
His idea for a chicken farm came from a fascination with breasts, legs and thighs.


Viva Black's Beach.

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Oct 5, 2016 20:03:08   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Viva Black's Beach.

Black's lives/bodies matter

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Oct 5, 2016 20:06:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
[quote=slatten49]What is that old saying, BB...you should know...."opportunity only knocks once " [/quote


are you sayin that I'm over the hill?

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Oct 5, 2016 20:18:05   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
[quote=badbobby][quote=slatten49]What is that old saying, BB...you should know...."opportunity only knocks once " [/quote
are you sayin that I'm over the hill?[/quote]



Well, BB, I'll just say that you're "on a roll."

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