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Jul 9, 2015 00:20:50   #
pacm Loc: New York upstate north of Manhattan
 
Rufus wrote:
If you are a female I accept.
:lol:


Yes I am female Rufus...

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Jul 9, 2015 08:47:49   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: I have to keep her on my good side. I don't want to get an ass whupping. :shock:

I understand. I do not blame you. Fear is quite the motivator.

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Jul 9, 2015 08:49:47   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
pacm wrote:
Yes I am female Rufus...


OOOOH LA LA.

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Jul 9, 2015 09:22:02   #
pacm Loc: New York upstate north of Manhattan
 
Rufus wrote:
OOOOH LA LA.


Wow. Apparently it doesn't take too much around here ... jk!

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Jul 9, 2015 09:40:16   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
pacm wrote:
Wow. Apparently it doesn't take too much around here ... jk!


Of course I will have to indoctrinate you into Southern culture. :lol:

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Jul 9, 2015 10:10:54   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Rufus wrote:
I understand. I do not blame you. Fear is quite the motivator.


I knew you would understand. :lol: :lol:

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Jul 9, 2015 10:26:37   #
DamnYANKEE
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

Study the picture first and then read the story.

This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.
A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking.
With some difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the gendarme proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, “No sir, I do not! But while we’re asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving . . . . . on the other side?”
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Stud... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jul 9, 2015 10:27:14   #
DamnYANKEE
 
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I am an idiot. If I had a British car and a wife I would have not gotten all those DUI's. Dammit Man.


never had one :-D

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Jul 9, 2015 10:29:08   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
DamnYANKEE wrote:
never had one :-D


Braggart. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jul 9, 2015 21:12:39   #
pacm Loc: New York upstate north of Manhattan
 
Rufus wrote:
Of course I will have to indoctrinate you into Southern culture. :lol:


Indoctrinate? Oooooh ... there's that scary word again. Are you sure you're not working for the current administration?!!

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Jul 9, 2015 21:32:12   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
pacm wrote:
Indoctrinate? Oooooh ... there's that scary word again. Are you sure you're not working for the current administration?!!

Quite the opposite. Maybe debrief and then educate is more appropriate.
:lol:

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Jul 9, 2015 21:48:23   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Rufus wrote:
Quite the opposite. Maybe debrief and then educate is more appropriate.
:lol:


Anyone currently, or formerly working for the current administration would require months of re-education after being debriefed. Even then, one couldn't be quite sure if it would have a positive result.

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Jul 9, 2015 22:11:33   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
pacm wrote:
Yes I am female Rufus...


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :shock: Looks like AuntiE may have some competition! Heh! Heh! Heh! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jul 9, 2015 22:22:00   #
pacm Loc: New York upstate north of Manhattan
 
Rufus wrote:
Quite the opposite. Maybe debrief and then educate is more appropriate.
:lol:


Okay I shall not comment on the debrief comment - but the pun is appreciated (if that was intended - or not) but just what can southern education be taught to a life-long New Yorker?

Now you know I am very curious ...

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Jul 9, 2015 23:01:41   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
pacm wrote:
Okay I shall not comment on the debrief comment - but the pun is appreciated (if that was intended - or not) but just what can southern education be taught to a life-long New Yorker?

Now you know I am very curious ...


The Southern world is your oyster. The South is a place to dream. We will begin slowly with barbecue and " The Blues. " :lol: :lol: :lol:

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