DUI in France
Jul 8, 2015 19:05:56 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Study the picture first and then read the story.
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.
A French policeman stops the Englishmans car and asks if he has been drinking.
With some difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the gendarme proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, No sir, I do not! But while were asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving . . . . . on the other side?
Study the picture first and then read the story.
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.
A French policeman stops the Englishmans car and asks if he has been drinking.
With some difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the gendarme proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, No sir, I do not! But while were asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving . . . . . on the other side?
Jul 8, 2015 19:53:27 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Stud... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I am an idiot. If I had a British car and a wife I would have not gotten all those DUI's. Dammit Man.
Jul 8, 2015 19:58:16 #
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I am an idiot. If I had a British car and a wife I would have not gotten all those DUI's. Dammit Man.
:lol: :lol: Live and learn Rufus. :mrgreen:
Jul 8, 2015 20:45:09 #
pacm
Loc: New York upstate north of Manhattan
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I am an idiot. If I had a British car and a wife I would have not gotten all those DUI's. Dammit Man.
Too little too late, Rufus. But allow me to suggest that the next time you decide to go to France get yourself a British car, and I'll pretend to be your wife - and no more DUIs! 8-)
Jul 8, 2015 20:48:22 #
pacm wrote:
Too little too late, Rufus. But allow me to suggest that the next time you decide to go to France get yourself a British car, and I'll pretend to be your wife - and no more DUIs! 8-)
If you are a female I accept.
:lol:
Jul 8, 2015 21:01:23 #
Rufus wrote:
If you are a female I accept.
:lol:
:lol:
Are you two timing AuntiE? :?: :shock: :hunf: :twisted: ;-)
Jul 8, 2015 21:02:10 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Stud... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:
Jul 8, 2015 21:05:41 #
AuntiE wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Thanks AuntiE. I see Rufus has been stepping out on you. :twisted:
Jul 8, 2015 21:28:27 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Thanks AuntiE. I see Rufus has been stepping out on you. :twisted:
I will, quickly, bring him in line. :idea: :twisted:
Jul 8, 2015 21:54:52 #
AuntiE wrote:
I will, quickly, bring him in line. :idea: :twisted:
That should definitely do it.
Jul 8, 2015 22:10:19 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
That should definitely do it.
With Rufus, you have to get his attention to be effective. :twisted: :idea: :mrgreen:
Jul 8, 2015 22:34:55 #
AuntiE wrote:
Are you two timing AuntiE? :?: :shock: :hunf: :twisted: ;-)
Heaven forbid. That would be crazy. I just need a driver and I don't want the cops to think it is my husband. Whether I'm drinking or not.
Jul 8, 2015 22:38:02 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Thanks AuntiE. I see Rufus has been stepping out on you. :twisted:
You're not helping.
Jul 9, 2015 00:07:26 #
AuntiE wrote:
I will, quickly, bring him in line. :idea: :twisted:
Ouch. :lol: :lol: :shock:
Jul 9, 2015 00:08:50 #
Rufus wrote:
You're not helping.
:lol: :lol: I have to keep her on my good side. I don't want to get an ass whupping. :shock:
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