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A man's version of the Garden of Eden
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May 29, 2015 01:48:42   #
fiatlux
 
archie bunker wrote:
All it takes is one tightwad to screw it up for everybody!!


Funny.

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May 29, 2015 05:43:07   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

:mrgreen:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)


SEE, you get what you ask for.

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May 29, 2015 06:43:54   #
Marcus Johnson
 
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

:mrgreen:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)



That sure explains a lot! LOL!

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May 29, 2015 07:20:51   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
You can be assured she has N O idea!

I read it to her just before posting. :roll: Once I picked myself up from the floor, I posted it anyway. :thumbup:

After all, I am a Marine :!: :mrgreen:

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May 29, 2015 10:02:45   #
Spankem Loc: NJ
 
archie bunker wrote:
All it takes is one tightwad to screw it up for everybody!!


Archie Bunker, How appropriate, That's funny

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May 29, 2015 10:38:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
astrolite wrote:
And you gotta sleep sometime? Right?

Oh, be assured...a skillet on the top of the head is always conducive to a good night's sleep. :-(

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May 29, 2015 12:51:04   #
Marcus Johnson
 
slatten49 wrote:
Oh, be assured...a skillet on the top of the head is always conducive to a good night's sleep. :-(


LMAO! :thumbup:

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May 29, 2015 13:13:21   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Marcus Johnson wrote:
LMAO! :thumbup:

Sure you are. :hunf: It wasn't your head. :?

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May 29, 2015 15:35:15   #
Marcus Johnson
 
slatten49 wrote:
Sure you are. :hunf: It wasn't your head. :?


Amen brother! :thumbup:

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May 29, 2015 18:02:15   #
Zeno Loc: Omaha NE
 
Adam received a pretty good deal on that one.

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May 29, 2015 18:06:30   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Zeno wrote:
Adam received a pretty good deal on that one.

Okay, but why does the Sgt. Major get irritated when I rib her :?: :-D

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May 29, 2015 18:25:37   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
slatten49 wrote:
Okay, but why does the Sgt. Major get irritated when I rib her :?: :-D



Maybe you rub her the wrong way :wink: :lol:

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May 29, 2015 19:09:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BearK wrote:
Maybe you rub her the wrong way :wink: :lol:


:oops:

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May 29, 2015 19:32:50   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

:mrgreen:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)


YOU ARE BAD SLAT
AND BOY ARE YOU GONNA CATCH IT
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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May 29, 2015 19:35:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
All it takes is one tightwad to screw it up for everybody!!


and I always thought highly of Adam

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