A man's version of the Garden of Eden
May 28, 2015 21:37:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
:mrgreen:
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called 'woman'.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
:mrgreen:
May 28, 2015 21:40:09 #
May 28, 2015 21:43:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)
:lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: ....and probably S O true!
:) :-D
May 28, 2015 21:45:42 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)
Funny, but ask yourself, did the woman get a raw deal?
May 28, 2015 21:46:46 #
Some things don't need a whole lot of discussion; they just are what they are. Thanks Slats.
May 28, 2015 21:47:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)
All it takes is one tightwad to screw it up for everybody!!
May 28, 2015 21:48:16 #
Good one.
:lol: :lol:
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)
:lol: :lol:
May 28, 2015 22:01:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
Funny, but ask yourself, did the woman get a raw deal?
I refuse to answer on the grounds of the 5th Amendment. :oops:
May 28, 2015 22:04:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
I refuse to answer on the grounds of the 5th Amendment. :oops:
You are just upset a rib was wasted and not used for barbecue. :mrgreen: :roll: :) :)
May 28, 2015 22:04:43 #
SIMPLE
WE SED TO GOD
WE FEEL LONLY AND ABANDONED WITH OBAMA
GOD SED
I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU HILLARY
HOW MUCH WILL CAST?
HILLARY WILL PUT ALL YOUR MONEY IN A FOUNDATION
AND GIVE YOU $0.00001 %
AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL
HERD ON THE STREET!!!!!!!!!!
WE SED TO GOD
WE FEEL LONLY AND ABANDONED WITH OBAMA
GOD SED
I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU HILLARY
HOW MUCH WILL CAST?
HILLARY WILL PUT ALL YOUR MONEY IN A FOUNDATION
AND GIVE YOU $0.00001 %
AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL
HERD ON THE STREET!!!!!!!!!!
May 28, 2015 22:07:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
You are just upset a rib was wasted and not used for barbecue. :mrgreen: :roll: :) :)
'Waste not, want not'. :P
May 28, 2015 22:34:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)
Does your wife know you posted this?
May 28, 2015 22:45:52 #
Loki wrote:
Does your wife know you posted this?
You can be assured she has N O idea!
May 29, 2015 00:14:43 #
slatten49 wrote:
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling... (show quote)
My Eve blessed our lives with nine children, 27 grandchildren and to date 5 great grandchildren. I still trying to total up the cost. But I wouldn't trade any in.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
May 29, 2015 00:57:35 #
slatten49 wrote:
I refuse to answer on the grounds of the 5th Amendment. :oops:
And you gotta sleep sometime? Right?
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