Q) Do female frogs croak?
A) Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads underwater long enough.

Q) If you're going to make a parachute jump, how high should you at least be?
A) Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q) According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A) Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q) Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A) Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q) What are 'Do it,' 'I can help,' and 'I can't get enough?'
A) George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q) As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A) Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I"ll give you a gesture you'll never forget!

Q) In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A) Rose Marie: The pin boy.

Q) During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A) Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q) When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A) Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q) If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A) Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q) Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A) George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q) Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A) Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q) Has there even been a book written on the health effect of beans on the human body?
A) Paul Lynde: Yes...'Gone With The Wind'.